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Secret Asian Man

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  1. Secret Asian Man

    Can some explain to me what's with the hate for the sanctuary guys?

    No! You make raugh now! Go!
  2. Secret Asian Man

    I Think I Like Black Possay

    They need get possay breached.
  3. Secret Asian Man

    Demarco Murray to the Iggles

    I'm going to be looking for a new team if the sucks draft Winston
  4. Secret Asian Man

    Demarco Murray to the Iggles

    I saw that too. He and Winston can go out raping and beating together.
  5. Secret Asian Man

    Why saron so lacist?

    Gilr fliend say you butt hole much too dark. So I go to a saron and tell them, "I want anus breached." They carr porice. (yeah I steal joke. Whatcha gonna do? Have wolms sue me?)
  6. Secret Asian Man

    This chick is growing on me

    I rike chick in Hardies commelciar. Gives me a hardie. pray on NFR Netwolk all the time.
  7. Secret Asian Man

    Demarco Murray to the Iggles

    Maybe they pay in switches.
  8. Secret Asian Man

    Secret Service agents sent home from Obama trip.

    Many thanks. You know how get Bunny smerr out of hail?
  9. Secret Asian Man

    Secret Service agents sent home from Obama trip.

    Obama a tight a$$. Clinton no care when we did on his watch.
  10. Secret Asian Man

    How's it going? What have I missed?

    If you get off giant bathloom calpet pooing butt once in whire, you find you been sitting on me.
  11. Secret Asian Man

    DESTINY is here.....took my son to the midnight launch.

    That sounds like it should be it's own thread. Potential for hilarity. Hmmm.
  12. Secret Asian Man

    DESTINY is here.....took my son to the midnight launch.

    I did the big proposal and she said yes. Then things went downhill. We broke up a couple of months ago. We are still friends, but that's about it. I'm ok with that. She recently broke her shoulder and I've been taking care of her. Damned Galahad Complex. I can't resist the damsel in distress.
  13. Secret Asian Man

    DESTINY is here.....took my son to the midnight launch.

    Damn. Wrong Aliai
  14. Secret Asian Man

    I have Seclet.

    I want take Old Maid and tie up and tleat like cantaloupe fresh flom miclo wave oven. You know you want. I rove you sholt time. ooooooooo. See. I done ahready.
  15. Secret Asian Man

    I have Seclet.

    Mirdry funny get you nominated for geek of the year here.
  16. Secret Asian Man

    I have Seclet.

    What you new here? Stupid what I do.
  17. Secret Asian Man

    I have Seclet.

    You just now crimax?
  18. Secret Asian Man

    I have Seclet.

    oooo. That make me arr moist.
  19. Secret Asian Man

    I have Seclet.

    because it come out flesh and might me too confusing.
  20. Secret Asian Man

    Guess edjr's baby boy's name

    NEWMAN!!!
  21. Secret Asian Man

    Firewerks with Sux

    Brillant!
  22. Secret Asian Man

    Guess edjr's baby boy's name

    Keeper
  23. Secret Asian Man

    So who do you have on ignore?

    You take no neck Buda off ignore!
  24. Secret Asian Man

    Medstudent Fire safety advice

    Me have two cat. Name Sweet and Sour.
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