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Secret Asian Man

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  1. Secret Asian Man

    A base on the far side of the moon?

    That reave Whare and Dorphin.
  2. You eat Lice a lonie and you rike it or you end up like HH.
  3. Secret Asian Man

    What’s for lunch?

    You onry expelience with Jusin Bieber body pirrow.
  4. Oh no. Me now know how Fay Lay felt in King Kong.
  5. Secret Asian Man

    90’s draft meeting.

    Opps forgot to switch to TEK.
  6. Secret Asian Man

    90’s draft meeting.

    I'm not talking about that. I'm talking about during the draft. It would be Geek Board legacy, never to be duplicated again. LOL. But do your end of the draft thing. Fine. Also Vote for TEK for Douche of the Year.
  7. Herro? Yes no army men. They no get paid. Just like ours! Good time invade Taiwan. You go now.
  8. Rong glain sticky lice. It stick to ping pong ball you mom shoots at me.
  9. Secret Asian Man

    Arby’s roast beef sandwich hack

    Onry Toe.
  10. Secret Asian Man

    Are the transgender threads in this forum getting out of hand?

    Hey! That my shoe! You givey back!
  11. Secret Asian Man

    Ban on sex change

    He go to crinic. They do tests and say, "You no need. Body brock pubety own on. We no see before."
  12. Secret Asian Man

    US State Survivor: And then there were five...

    Rike you no here. It even say on sign, "Wecome to Frolda. General no here."
  13. Secret Asian Man

    Are the transgender threads in this forum getting out of hand?

    They come into my Takey Outey and I say. "Take older prease." But no give older. They read from what rook rike chirdlen book. Two boys go see what in woods. One bend oveh to pick up pinecone and hollable thing happen. I say, "You get out of here." They no get out till I thlow shoe.
  14. Secret Asian Man

    Which is more feminine?

    Just rike you Mom.
  15. Secret Asian Man

    Which is more feminine?

    You so stupid. You know TEK is a lesbian don't you? Evelybody know. She first girl join Geek Club. You crueress.
  16. Secret Asian Man

    Two Truths And One Lie

    You reave Lusty arone. He make out with modehs, ratthsnake die if it bite him and jet set with lock stahs. You sit in underwear and make rame jokes.
  17. Secret Asian Man

    Steak: To Sauce Or Not

    You rie! Arias' are ulban reagend.
  18. Secret Asian Man

    Are hyperboles true?

    @TimHauck TEK deep fly you and dippy in sweet and soah saucey. You good chicken.
  19. Secret Asian Man

    Cart Narcs

    Why? You gonna narky me out?
  20. Secret Asian Man

    Cart Narcs

    Countdown to video of Cart Nazi not putting cart away.
  21. You promise no tell.
  22. Secret Asian Man

    china is asshoe

    There go neighbolhood.
  23. Secret Asian Man

    @TimHauck AKA Metal Helmet

    Arrigator ate it!
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