rotisserieking

Up by 20 and change. Need Tevin Coleman to NOT get to 20 in a PPR. Feeling 660/40 on this one. Would move me to 7-3 and 2nd place despite a huge let down from several guys. Of course my opponent has plenty of FUs as I expected to lose to his Zeke-Kamara RB pairing. Luckily Rodgers did nothing for him either.

Somehow with a 0 from Cooper Suck and combined 13 from Gurley and Samuels, I can still win so long as Coleman gets under 21 tonight. Who knows

two this week. Gardner NoShow. FU. I've used you TWICE this season and you've gotten me a total of 19 points combined. Eff You. Glad Foles is taking his job back. Russell Wilson. I had Carson against Wilson thinking I'd get like 110 and 1 TD but Noooo, Wilson has to hog all the glory with his 5TDs an nothing for Carson. Just 1 less from Wilson and I'd all but have this win wrapped up. Now I have to pray Maher and Cowboys D stay under 15 tonight.

Jaylen Samuels is looking like an excellent bye week fill-in now for me

Drake went Nonstop, on my bench of course.

Ah, a trip down memory lane. Started my league in 1999 and here's my post draft roster (no clue what order) I pulled up: QB: Peyton Manning, Rich Gannon RB: Natrone Means, Curtis Martin, Barry Sanders, Olandis Gary, Terrell Davis (IR) WR: Rod Smith, Albert Connell, Darnay Scott, Rob Moore TE: Ben Coates, Byron Chamberlain K: Al del Greco, Steve Christie DEF: Jax, NE It's funny looking through the names in that draft. Who could forget Panthers RB Tim Biakabatuka!

Dalvin Cook. I protected Gurley with my 1.05 pick but turns out Cook went unprotected. Could've had him at 5.

FU Gardner Miscue. I admit: I bought the hype. The matchup should have been ok enough to get 15 points. It also didn't help that I sat Cousins and Diggs for Gardner and Hyde.

I'm playing against the DJ owner so I grabbed Edmonds off the WW just to c-block him. Hoping he sits this week. I might even have to start Edmonds now that Gurley is being Gurley.

First Gallman, then Shepherd, now Engram. I'm excited for my New England Defense to get out to a huge lead in 2 leagues on Thursday!

Thank you Red Rocket for sucking in primetime. I snuck by with a win despite 3 combined points from Julio and Burkhead.

Big FU to me for overthinking the matchups and benching Howard in favor of Burkhead. Now I have to pray for a Tyler Boyd goose egg tonight.

I found a new way to lose this week, on a means-absolutely-nothing effin play. Last play of the first half as the clock winds down in Seattle Russell Wilson throws up a wild prayer that's caught by DJ Metcalf at the 16 as the clock hits 0:00. My opponent has Wilson and Metcalf and gets 8.06 on that one play (1/2 pt PPR). He beats me by a little over 5 points. What. The. Fock.

You did forget Pete Carroll who went into halftime with 2 timeouts and the ball near the red zone. But my vote it Freddie. 4th and 9 draw? Then 1st and goal with timeouts and you walk away with nothing?

Took Duke Johnson in 2 leagues (6th and 7th rounds) and have since grabbed Hyde off waivers. Hyde is feature back and cost me nothing while it appears I wasted that Duke pick. Also disappointed in Rivers and Cousins so far. I think they'll both come around but it's been a painful start.

This is where I'm at. Extremely pi$$ed at Melvin. Last year I kept he and Lev Bell, got burned there. I was planning on Gordon and Conner as my keepers this year but with my draft 2 days away I'm letting Gordon go (would be pick 2.06) and trying to grab Gurley with that pick as he'll be available. At this point I'm praying for the Chargers to trade Gordon to the Texans (maybe for Clowney??) in the next 48 hours but that won't happen.

This is 2018 all over for me. Last year I had Gordon and Lev Bell as keepers. Bell screwed me. This year I have Conners and Gordon as keepers and now I'm going through the exact same scenario?? I will not be burned this year MG3!

From an odds perspective, this was an interesting take: https://www.yahoo.com/sports/best-bets-super-bowl-futures-075200887--spt.html

Our closest regular season margin was 0.10 and I took the championship last year by 0.16, the closest playoff margin. I had won by 0.06 but my opponent had a stat correction on Dez Bryant that cost him a yard and an additional 0.10.

I would say wherever Aaron Rodgers was being drafted in your league in 2014-2017 is where he'll be. Would be shocked if he isn't the #1 QB off the board in round 2 or 3. I personally never draft a QB before round 7 but in my leagues Rodgers and Brady would also go in rounds 2/3.

Where to begin this week. Things started off poorly Thursday when my opponent, in a 10 team league, picked up AND STARTED Mike Williams and almost single handedly outscored my Mahomes-DWilliams-Butker combo. My FUs go to Aaron Jones (0), JuJu (4), Texans D (9 with Jax on bench at 28) and most importantly to DeaSean Hamilton and me. After the Mike Williams debacle I needed a home run and it was between Robby Anderson, Reuben Foster and Hamilton. You guessed it, I picked door #3 for 5 points. Fock me. When's the 2019 draft?

So my #6 seed just killed the #3 and I'm predicted to beat the #1 this week but I have a good problem at D. I have Houston and Jacksonville which seem to be the consensus #1 and #2 teams across the interwebs this week. Scoring is unusual: Blocks/INTs/Fumbles are 3pts, and defensive TDs are 8. What say you - Texans or Jags?

As attractive as the Jags are against the Skins, the Jets just ruled out Enunwa and Crowell. Add to that a banged up Darnold and I'm all in on the Texans.

BINGO. I'd rank them DWilliams, McGuire, Dixon

I've got Mahomes, Cam and (now) Foles. While most people would say "well that's easy" it's not always. This league awards 6 pts for passing TDs and 12 pts for rushing TDs, so earlier in the season Mahomes and Cam were very close in points. But now with Cam's bad shoulder he's not been taking the plunges from the 1 or 2 yard line. Plus the emergence of CMC has limited his need to throw. I'd probably rank him #8/#9 on the week - just worried about that shoulder.