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I had no idea they liked Sportsball. You have my vote Mr. Walz! I bet he even has his own metal football helmet!

Someone gets depressed over unjust jab mandates leading to an overdose and Tim makes it political. Not surprised.

So now Diontae, Bateman, and especially Flowers are all unusable.

Weepaws is definitely a real person in my opinion. I'd profile him as about 72. Kids that feel obligated to visit on birthdays and holidays but try not to have too much contact which makes him lonely even though he sees himself as the family patriarch while they see him as a burden. He used to gamble, but doesn't any more. Deep down he's scared of dying; both of which are motivating his evangelism.

Bummer. I needed Tracy to stay semi-asleep for one more week. I picked him up a couple of weeks ago and I had to drop him to cover injuries this week.

Those swinging gate plays never ever ever work.

I understand it. I understand the fūck out of it.

Cuz he just completed a hail Mary! All praise to Allah in every situation.

That's my read too

This was the tweet. I don't see anything egregious by Diggs

And the football world wept. He is awesome. Sorry to see him go down, but I guess most rookies eventually break down at some point.

Don't these receivers always say that learning the playbook is easy because they're all the same routes?

Given Dougy P said that, he's going to be out 3 weeks minimum.

He had a mic. Clearly looking for trouble. Crunchy chick screaming in a toddler's face? Let's wait for the facts to come out. Brought to you by the same cohort that thinks trump supporters are trying to assassinate trump.

Talk about Deez nuts...

I was pretty displeased with Cooper's output. I guess he's there to unlock Shakir.

I thought Dallas came out with a decent defensive game plan, but the 49ers adjusted at half. That pressure scheme worked when the 9ers hadn't seen it, but it was too exploitable. They should make these coaches take some game theory classes. Or better yet, and people would absolutely hate this, but they could do the math on what the game theory optimal rush/pass rate is and just have a computer spit out what play to run. Seems like a good application of AI.

I hadn't, but if they decided to do something better than some guys running flags out to the field I'm all for it. What a dumb concept. Oh, I'm going to put my foot down, then these guys will run out and stretch the chain. All we need is my foot to be perfect. The guy on one end of the chain to put it perfectly at the line of scrimmage after jogging out and then the second guy needs to put it right. Then all I need to do is grab the chain and run over to a hash mark and then that'll be accurate down to the width of an index card.

Tim's burden of proof to implicate a lefty seems much higher than a righty. Not surprising at all, of course. For the righty holding a microphone means he was angling for a confrontation. For the lefty the chick screaming profanity in a toddler's face while being held back by fellow lefties isn't proof of anything.

Guy was holding a microphone and acted calmly. He clearly was looking for a fight.

I started Nix over Daniels mostly because of the rib injury, but partially because of the opponents. I'm so proud of me.

Remember how Tiger Woods fell off after his affairs came out in the open and he got divorced? I think when players get exposed like that, it shakes their confidence at a fundamental level.

Kids probably trigger her given that she probably has unresolved anger and depression from all of her abortions. I mean since we're speculating on motives and all.

I'm pretty sure the kid watching her dad beat up some chick (and probably get arrested) would do more harm than the crazy lady yelling at the kid. I agree that the kid shouldn't have been there. Lefties have a high percentage of crazies.

Well the guy had a microphone apparently, so now we can speculate that he wanted someone to yell in his toddler's face. Seems pretty cut and dry to me.