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  1. Bert

    Houstonianites!

    Na we all know those fans only work 30% of the time. They are like strippers, they stop working when you stop throwing money at them. Much more likely your girl Sheila, Biden and the coont squad gotta hold of W's hurricane machine he used on New Orleans.
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    ***EdEx PGA Championship 2024***

    Nothing will come of this. The police will want it to go away as much as the PGA. If it had been an azzhole hot head like Bubba Watson or Rham it would be an issue.
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    Houstonianites!

    Wind was the problem. Transmission towers down, trees down and the Wells Fargo, Enterprise, Total, Kinder Morgan and Chevron buildings downtown look like someone took a shotgun to the windows.
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    This economy is so bad

    Using multiple aliases minutes apart to support your position? WTF?
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    Doe This Apple Ad Offend You ?

    I don’t understand people getting all worked up. It’s not like it was that horrible, pos, abortion of advertising with the fat azz heifers proudly singing about how that they gave themselves diabetes by turning gravy into a beverage and finding a miracle pill they can take so they can continue to eat mayonnaise right out of the jar.
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    Do you consider yourself smart?

    +1. This is absolutely correct.
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    Doe This Apple Ad Offend You ?

    Offended no but the commercial was pretty lame.
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    Indiana Pacers cry and whine like babies

    Damn. Sounds like LaBron
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    Which geek is this?

    Worms and his new luxury SUV?
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    Neighbors Say My Dogs Are Always Barking

    Maybe if you stop your wife from focking and blowing the dogs they wouldn't bark so much.
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    Neighbors barking dogs

    This is a good choice. Unlike cats that you can throw in a bag and beat with a hammer a nice 22 works well for unruly dogs.
  12. And delinquency and default rates on CCs continue to rise. Surprising a finance professional doesn't know this. Of course, a finance professional would never use the term Trumpflation or Bidenflation.
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    Actors You Don't Like In Anything

    Ryan Reynolds. Steve Carrell.
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    Houstonianites!

    The east and northeast were hit pretty good but it is mostly the same neighborhoods along the San Jacinto river that have been flooding for 50 years.
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    Tom Brady Roast On Netflix (Live Tonight At 8 PM)

    Apparently the big mean Ross hurt little Tommy's mangina.
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    Luxury SUVs

    From what I've been told the constant maintenance issues with Range Rovers in a huge pain in the azz. I like the BMW x3 and x5. I have test driven both and have friends that have them and love them. I was very disappointed in the Mercedes I test drove.
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    What is your net worth?

    Imagine having to procreate to make yourself feel like a man. I guess that explains the million of "men" that knocked up women and left.
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    Wife No Longer in Remission

    Awesome! Wishing you and your wife all the best!
  19. He is the coolest most normal person in Michigan.
  20. You are correct but I believe he was referring to all the groups that get to skip the boarding line.
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    Video of China Joe kicking his dog!

    OMG the irony!
  22. They are pretty good. I fly out of E so I don’t usually walk down.
  23. You forgot current active military as one of the line cutting groups.
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