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Amazing. In his latest verbal slipup, the president said he was "proud" to be the "first Black woman to serve with a Black president."

You really should watch the movie The King's speech. I believe it's got Colin firth in it. Turns out that England had a prime minister that was not good at the verbal. - and he did fine. And then there's moses. Most of you so-called Christians don't realize that Moses had a very severe speech impediment. And that plays Big Time into his whole story. ...and then there's Mel Tillis. ...and Emitt Smiff.

Jimmy Carter comes off the bench and delivers an amazing speech that tugs at everybody's heartstrings and launches Joe back into the oral office. As it is spoken, so shall it be written.

By the way, I've now been served pomegranate seeds at least half a dozen times this year alone. And never had them before. And could they be any more worthless? Perhaps as a garnish to a frou frou martini, but just as part of fruit salad? No

Huh. I just read a autobiography called warm peach fuzz; The Jerry Sandusky story.

What you want to do is cut the stone out of the fruit. And then get the stone to be about 500°. And then reassemble the peach around the stone. Freaking brilliant.

A lot of you who aren't me probably don't realize that Michael Tandino, axles buddy from the first movie who gets shot in the hallway is the same guy who has a really rough voice as. the lieutenant or whatever on Chicago PD.

It had been hours upon hours since the team of doctors prescribed a new medication to me. So, I give you lyrica. Which apparently is a controlled substance. About five times better than gaba and a whole lot wimpier than morphine. I need to use And hey, here's a shock, may make me dizzy! You mean like the other 18 medicines? Anyhoodles. I've long been a fan of Oxycodone (clinically). Not sure about this thing.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/elections/2024/07/03/michelle-obama-would-beat-trump/74289680007/

It's been a long while, but I really liked them little double cheeburgers. Sure, they were a gut bomb, but they'd fill you up for relatively cheap. Their fries still reign supreme.

That is friggin retarded. Have a crap job at taco bell? Here's less than $300 a month. Break the law repeatedly? Under the program, a four-person family with children under five can receive up to $350 per week, or about $18,200 a year, according to published news reports.

https://www.allrecipes.com/new-cheez-it-ranch-flavor-2024-8668486 Damn, great review of Ranch Cheezits. Sounds pretty great!

Can't wait to try these.

How long do you think it takes, before 84.7% of the sponsored firework shows are drones? I think Disney is completely replaced that old stuff already. I mean, they can do more with a whole lot less risk. Still, I like the artistry and craftsmanship of old school shells.

Didn't your thighs chafe?

Anybody feel like helping me dismantle a guy who is so full of s*** his eyes are brown? It takes about 3 seconds with Google to figure out that there's no such thing as a federal service dog. And there's specific questions, like what is your dog trained to do? To reveal that fraud. I love dogs. But their owners can suck. This focker also claims to have tourettes. Between him jerking and grunting at the poor dog and barking out the N word, I want to clean this guys effing clock. Any input from the braintrust?

You know, I have no interest in those burgers. In fact, the only ones that I am craving right now are Wendy's. Just seems like real meat to me. Compared to others. But damn, no matter how hard they try to f*** it up, McDonald's fries are amazing.

Really? Jfc. If I blamed Bidens mutt..

Was a pretty rough schedule. Whoever came up with that should be fired.

Not sure why this is news in any way for any of us?

Dead to me. DEAD!

Anne Frank was in a Gold Star family.

I know flying is stressful, but I can't imagine Dismembering a crew member.