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So I remember going to watch Interview with a Vampire years ago. I swear to god, I was asleep from previews to credits. I guess maybe that was the first anti-woke movie? Sure as hell I wasn't woke.

Pathetic. That's what Christmas is for!

This seems like a good enough place for this. Got to say it. I've had Jewish brisket and Texas brisket. Jewish brisket has been consistently better. And let's face it, the Jews know something about smoked meat.

So remember when I was maybe 12 years old? At the Cooper theater downtown. I watched Star Wars with my friend john Geddes. We stood in line, the whole nine. And the Cooper was the place to see a movie at the time. The scene where Luke was hauling ass inches above the Death Star looking to drop the bomb that would defeat the whole warship/space station. 3 on one. And one of em was Darth Fricking Vader! Never saw it coming. Kaboom! "You're all clear kid!" And I'm not at all ashamed to admit that i, for the first and only time ever, stood up and cheered in the theater. And I wasn't alone. That may be the only time I ever remember being a kid. That's what movies should be. And so rarely are.

Those aren't shovels, those are hoes. And Russia is filled with them hairy pitted snaggletoofs.

I keep saying, I wish we'd declare war on detroit. It's basically the best economic aid you can ever provide. Just ask japan, germany, italy, vietnam, afghanistan, iraq, freaking, at one point we provided more foreign aid to Pakistan than any other country in the world. You know, the guys who were harboring obl?

Lindsey is just not a man's name. Lohan? Sure. But, if it's a choice between the money and lives we wasted on operation enduring c**********? Or money we're sending to Ukraine which, by the way is actually money we're spending on American companies here in America manufacturing Us weapons give to ukraine? I'll take it.

By the way kids, not so quietly, Poland has basically overtaken Germany in terms of the most powerful European military.

Are you focking stoopid?

So we built the Panama canal. We essentially created the dmz. How the f*** can we not shut down Mexican Crossing points? At the minimum? We occupied most of the Axis countries after World War ii. We rebuilt Japan. How do we not just take the f*** over mexico? We have 25 times their economy. And the world's largest military. Larger than most of the next 25 militaries combined. Texas has more cops than Messico has soldiers, sailors and airmen combined. Don't tell .e we can't do this.

I'm not even getting a link to it. Because f*** them and f*** you. Jesus christo, we've had viruses on this planet longer than we've had people. Could we stop trying to scare the s*** out of people? Half my city still wears a mask. And I really want to punch them in the face. You know why? Because that bottled hand sanitizer that you're wrapping your f****** hand around and like it is your mother's protection? Is filthiest thing on the planet. Makes a Mexican cooter look like a surgical mask.

Rip Mrs Flanders

A FUR MATIVE ACTION.

Not to be out done, the US is offering Unlimited nuclear hand grenades to any country who supports p<tin. Sure, they have a 20 mi radius, but they're free.

Did you know the chinks flooded their own country just to keep the Japs from taking wuhan? Which failed badly? They killed 800,000 of their own civilians. Focking animals. We're still freaking out over six Tylenol deaths in Chicago 40 years ago.