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They should build a wall. To keep the Baltimorons there. And seriously, how does that population justify an NFL team while San Antonio has nothing? -and the Redskins are basically right there.

Well, Carl's gone. God knows what happened to Rick. Guess it only leaves Negan or Darryl.

See?

They call him Mini Rice.

Classy and subtle. Do you also refer to your daughter is a hot piece of ass?

Jesus..

Well, In fairness, they are the most bizarre looking of the races. The hair is completely f***** up. You don't see that with any other race. Those giant ass lips, squid colored gums, jaundice eyes, those gorilla noses... Let's face it, their kind of ugly is more than skin deep.

Look, you guys can keep your Ginger with no legs. Me? I'm more partial to a Maryanne with no teeth.

My uncle kicked the crap out of some dude who was Manning the Dell technical support hotline. ... Probably not the kind of Indian you're thinking of though huh?

You never hear about parallel killers.

You dont eat that do you?

They just figured that out? For God sake, we're not exactly talking gene mutation here. You would have thought somebody would have picked up on this decades ago.

What if we just created internment camps for so-called social media influencers?

What are we NOT supposed to do now? Compressions or breaths?

If there is a way to shield hospitals, I'd be all over detonating emps in this country.