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I remember back in my Boy Scout days, (SPL Thank You V. Much); I took a course for a special medal called Ad Al Terra Dei; ("Come to the Altar of God") Always think of that whenever I see somebody throwing around DEI. I mean literally, Jesus is a Nepo Baby DEI hire.

Energy can neither be created nor destroyed. Death is just a transfer of power.

They need to create cheesy bronzer interlaced with kevlar.

Huh. Shooter admitted it was a headshot. That's not 'center mass'. Unless you're taking down Giada De Laurentiis.

Ya know, all of the characters - including female-were played by men back in the day.

Huh. All these years. Finally have a good thing to say about pancreatic cancer.

Shoulda figured with the boiling water. Uncle Ben is a Person Of Interest.

Can't tell where this was. I mean normally, a pot of water isn't usually a deadly weapon. ...except in Flint, MI.

...Because it wasn't yet Taser Tuesday? SMH

This was preventable. If only the Police were better equipped. I've set up a GoFundMe page if anybody wants to help; #CopRamen.

Saw one of them Musk Trucks. I bet Delorian sent him a case of steaks. Dumbest car I've ever seen.

This

Damn. Now I want eggs...

...have you ever been to me?

Without Joe, how will we Defeat Medicare?