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My Mom raised us on Miracle Whip. That biitch.

Maybe he could give you a volume discount on nopples and you can dress up like a cat for Halloween.

I dont know, but somehow it will END IN A CIVIL WAR!!!

My co-workers cousin's girlfriend died from lCovud. Twice.

Wow. You make look like a Mormon.

You know, the only guy I ever knew named Loudon was in Vision Quest. I think it's a perfectly fine name.

I love the mashed potatoes and cheese wrapped in wonton wrapper things at the dollar store. Freaking delicious.

Hey, remember the good old days 5 minutes ago when all the sport fans said "stop bringing politics into sporting events?" Shocked that Neckar fans lurve Drump. I guess what they really meant was " stop bringing in shiit in that I don't agree with. It triggers me. "

I'm actually okay with that. Always sounded incredibly jingoistic. And honest-to-god? Given all the potential Alternatives I'm surprised they settled on this. Thank God they're not talking about acceptance, diversity and what the flock ever.

According to the Constitution, Kanye West represents 3/5 of a human.

I got to admit, I know it's wrong but I just don't respect short guys. I'm not proud of that.

Third shift in a row where we've had approximately quarter of our staff call out. And the bigger problem with that is the folks that remain obviously have to pick up the slack. And its like, fluck that. If you want me to do their job and my job then give me their check. I have a pretty strong work ethic. Dad gave us all that. But, honest to God I don't want to work that hard for what is nothing more than a job. It's not a career anymore. Been there done that. And I legitimately regret all the overtime that I gave those corporate bastards. I see a ton of people doing instacart. They can pick and choose their clients, their hours I don't blame them .

Technically, that's Covid 38.

So, how many aliases are you now?

They're Real. And They're Spectacular.