wiffleball

Need a comedian's standup. Wachoo got?

Solid lists. I would include: Something about Mary Fish called Wanda

Oh Man. Never had this before. I've known people who have. And now I know what they're going through. Frick. Dr Google tells me 4-6 Weeks. I'm good for about 40 yards at a time. 🫤 CrippleBall.

I know a kid from Ghanda. She's pretty wack-job. Not for nuthin', but can you imagine the amount of package deliveries, mail, airline, etc confused one for the other? "You Ghanda?"

Aw man. Loved all the campaign signs in Austin.

What in the Holy Fawk?

Anybody remember the movie DAVE?

My late Brother loved Fernwood and everything that it spawned. (The two Canadians?) , SuperDave, Mr Bill? , Gumby, Pee Wee... *** I wasn't as much a fan, but it made him smile. And as such, a grateful fan to this day. * I know some of these are SNL spawned. - The whole Oevere.

My fave part was watching a family of Eskimos sitting on the floor, slathered in blood ripping at the meat & fat in a manner that makes even polar bears . Then washing it down with a 12 of Steel Reserve. just like their ancestors. 🥶

Yeah, the only Outlier is Mike Flynn. Reading some of the GOP-leaning articles, even they are like "what the Hell happened to him? He now roams the countryside talking about Jeebus. Probably end up being VP.

You know, I'm genuinely curious. I mean he plowed through his Rolodex of slimy contacts - like Carl Icahn. Remember when Trump claimed to have "the very best" team? President Trump’s “A Team” turnover is 92% as of January 20, 2021

Seems to me the news is lacking significantly these days. I'm not talking Woodward and Bernstein stuff. Just stories that get a whole lot of attention without very many details and then just fade away into the ether. So, maybe you have a story like that you're curious about. Or you have the story that answers some of those questions. If you have any, feel free to post here.

Man, seems like she should be. Blonde, well made up. Every photo carefully curated, fairly skimpy clothes... But man, just does nada,zip,zilch for me. You? Much hotter Camilla Cabello

All I know is, there's a ton of little red-hatted people who want to know why Obama didn't stop 9/11 while HE was Pres.

Jeebus, what a shiit show. https://news.google.com/articles/CBMiW2h0dHBzOi8vd3d3LnRoZS1zdW4uY29tL25ld3MvMTE3NDAwMzYvc2VyZW5hLXdpbGxpYW1zLWRhZC1raW5nLXJpY2hhcmQtZm9yY2VkLXRvLXNlbGwtaG9tZS_SAV9odHRwczovL3d3dy50aGUtc3VuLmNvbS9uZXdzLzExNzQwMDM2L3NlcmVuYS13aWxsaWFtcy1kYWQta2luZy1yaWNoYXJkLWZvcmNlZC10by1zZWxsLWhvbWUvYW1wLw?hl=en-US&gl=US&ceid=US%3Aen

As I recall, these POS also developed/stole a version of Narcan to keep the revenues coming. Man, that is full on shitty.

Pay the unhoused to poop in potholes. 2 birds...

I'll go: ?The 3 dudes who froze in the KC backyard overnight? ?The Subway sammich Mom who got kilt over 'too much mayonnaise '?

Bachman Turner Overdrive.

Taco Bell's $7 deal is really good.

May not know the name, but damn, seemed like he was 'in' damn near every film,TV during 90s. https://www.cnn.com/2024/06/26/entertainment/bill-cobbs-death/index.html

Pretty bad here. Cop left his partner in the car at End of Shift. Wouldn't have been so bad if she hadn't lost the charge on her Phone.

Damn.

That's the problem; They keep bailing water with Holy Buckets!