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Our "US Army Air Force" was so pathetic at first, that they largely sent our nascent pilots and crews up to draw out the Loofwaffle to engage them. I guess you could call them Master Baiters.

I lost my third testicle. I mean, I had it for decades. Then one day - poof! It's gone! Kinda wondering if it's like those gross twins where one eats the other in the womb. Maybe them nutty guys decided that three's a crowd. Alternate Theory; My boss just keep hanging lower and lower. I wonder if that middle ball sort of strung itself out like when the Natural hit the cover off the baseball. Or when yarn becomes unspooled🧶 Anywho, it's like losing my best friend. We were both a little nuts and neither of us belonged wherever we were at. I hope the little feller is okay.

Symphony of Sisters?

Purports to be Salty and Sweet It is my great disappointment to announce that that claim is full on preverication. Pretty damn close to packing foam though. I remember My Uncle who had heart stuff was relegated to Wheat Nuts as a snack. So gross. Like little Pellets found in a litter box. Anybody have any GOOD "health snacks?"

At least it seems reasonable: Long-Bone Beef Rib Chop Coffee Crusted Certified Angus Beef. Served with a Kale, Manchego, and Fennel Salad & Garlic Toast $140 MotherFather better be MF Flintstone sized.

5-1 Bert thought it said "Topless"

...which part is Bert's 'better half' again?

WindyColtsFan is no moreIR Recidivist - blinded by a broad? Is Artitstra still around? Was it cmh that went all Captain Dan with his legs because he was playing white whale with the wrong buck? So many questions... .

...no, not the battery sucking 90s Sony electronics. It a thing (surgical implant) for your to reduce the odds of (stroke) when 🩸thinners are contra indicated without the Expressed, Written Consent of Major League Baseball.("NAMBLA") (tm).

Yay!!

Grrr...

Anybody? All these keyboard warriors and nobody has Intel?

I think your name should be: "Runny Assturds"

Don't Hunt to With Darth Cheney

That's a 800 lb tent!

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Found myself agreeing with just about everything. https://www.buzzfeed.com/dannicaramirez/modern-food-trends-people-hate

You know, just because it's written on the internet doesn't mean it's the gods always true we can't even keep track of who's crossing our border times 1 million. But somehow we have a complete luggage manifest from everyone who crosses our border illegally? Or otherwise? Think.

...and I posted perfectly fine content, some would even say "it glows". ..and zip, zilch, nada. Keep it up boyos and it'll be All Trannies, All the time.

Okay I have no idea what the megatards are talking about, but I actually openly advocate for war with mexico. It's a story that just isn't getting told. Not nearly enough. The cartels will move into a particular town in California and just take it over. They'll make sure everybody knows that they know exactly where they live and their kids, etc. Entire towns are held hostage as cover. There are Uniformed Mexicans driving across the border with automatic weapons and vehicle mounted guns. And fired upon US personnel. If refusing to show off made up wmds that don't exist in the first place constitutes war, then what the fluck does this count as? Tom Clancy had it right. That represents a clear and present danger to the United States and its citizens. And nobody has yet to explain to me how the we have a magic border that allows hard-working earnest young Mexicans to cross the border but not nefarious isis terrorists. What, is there some kind of Pork carnitas test? Do we blare bad Mexican polka (is there another kind?) And see which brown people start shouting "CUMBIA!" I say we start aguaboarding these MFers now. Frankly I'd go Dresden on them just for the flucking cilantro.

How about Mikey J Fox in Tremors?

There's another guy drinking Lulus Jeebus Juice?

Pretty worthless, but she got better TV reception

Terrible casting. If they were going to have a movie called Brokeback mountain, you'd think Christopher Reeve would be the perfect fit.

Wait til it gets to jail