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That family has to move. That little girl can never live that down.

Dude was owed a fortune in NIL fees.

..and the chick from Herculoids made my nethers tingle.

Speed Buggy was one of my quiet favorites. And here I am, 78 years later and whenever there's some doosh revving his rice burner or Barely Davidson, I can't help but quietly: ROOM A ZOOM. ROOM A ZOOM ZOOM! ALSO QUITE THE FAN OF HK Phooey.

I thought she looked... different.

Deflation causes AFC champions

FAKE meat causes cancer! Jesus... https://nypost.com/2024/06/11/lifestyle/vegan-fake-meats-linked-to-heart-disease-early-death-study/

How about McNugget flavor?

... Doing too much.

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Everybody seems to be coming out with new flavors for virtually everything - especially chips. Here's my idea: Biscuits & Gravy Oh man, that has some great potential.

God, that guy was a piece of s***. There's a pretty good movie about him as I recall. Unfortunately, we're never going to know the extent of all the damage he caused, but he might as well have shot several Americans and American agents right in the head for all the damage he did. But, He's a Christian! I'm sure Jesus forgave him.

Maybe Deniro's best.

You know, God bless Jimmy carter, but I'm pretty sure he did this one on purpose. Remember when he tried to get us to learn the metric system and it failed miserably? I mean, we even lost a God damn rocket or lander or something because of it. Pretty sure we lost challenger because C vs F. I think he was playing holy roller. You ever notice how all the booze and drugs are in metric? I love that collectively as a country we just all said f*** you. We're stupid but we're rich and powerful so we're going to drive on the right side of the road and screw your little metric system. Put a gun to my head, after all these years of drinking? If I had to tell you how many shots are in a fifth? I'd take a bullet to the brain pan.

You know he's a crap tipper - and rude. Then again, McDonalds...

It's a long prequel, but basically surrounded the story of Steve McQueen was having an affair and got invited to a party one night with the girl who was having an affair with. He ended up not going. Turns out, I believe the girl he was seeing was named Sharon Tate. Moreover, when they started investigating Charles manson, they found a hit list that he had concocted. At the very top of the list? Steve McQueen Would have been a whole different story if he just showed up that party. True story. 🫤

Yes, summer break. Ontoon boot. (Where's the P? In the water!) absolutely blech beer, Schaeffer but the stack of cases, (cans) was 8 ft tall. And we ran out.

What about post-nasal sodomy?

Turns out, 79% of Israeli forces have left their units to join IDGAF.

With this country When the Veterans Parade is crickets... But the Gay Weekend is massively attended.

And have you seen the actual gheys? Not the hwood lipstick lezbos. Good lord, the men and broads* all look like they were drawn by Gary Larson. Maybe that was God's plan; make them all uggos to stop them from fornicating. * Brads?

...and where's my damn bus!

All right, I pretty much didn't give a crap. But I waited half hour for a shuttle bus that never showed up because we're having some massive gay thing downtown. And here's what I don't get. Why the hell do homos root for palestine? Is it because we figured out that there's Muslims are mostly kid diddlers? And, talking about an inconvenient Truth. Those Muslims would shoot the parade participants up or line them up and shoot them or throw them off of buildings. Rmba berries? Pretty sure there's plenty of footage. This town used to big time anti gay. Home of Focus on the Family and whatnot. I miss the good old days.

Man, what is with every damn thing being new and ultra hot!? No kidding, just saw a story telling everyone to add Tajin to vanilla ice cream. Ugh You know what I can't find ? Just plain old ruffles. I don't need spicy barbecue or jalapeno queso or what the hell ever. Just give me the damn potato chip. Want more flavor? That's why God invented dip. And now there's "spicy" coke. Could go on and on. Grinds my Gears.