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Geekfest is happening again?

Sort of. The rest of my money's going to angioplasty.

Of course, this is the SAME FDA that in the '80's told us to stop eating Butter and start eating more margarine. The SAME FDA that warned us about eggs - then back-tracked on that too.

Foley vs. the Cylons in an all-out grudge match!!!

Wrestling's on SciFi? What's the connection? ...other than they're both complete fantasy...

"Red Friday" followed closely by "Wash The Sheets Saturday"

Unless I'm walking around sporting my battle red polo shirt in say, Baquba, How the FOCK are any of the troops going to know or care what I'm wearing?

TurboTax

Commies wear red!

"Mommy, Daddy, Don't fight - you're SCARING me!!!!"

Can't stand her. Nothing to do with her politics, it's just her style. She's obviously just trying to get attention and - lo and behold - the idiot american public and press give it to her. A pretty good indication as to how far we've slid as a country in terms of political discourse: Compare Coulter with Mary Matalin.

Same here. I'd hate for my kid to grow up like Ted Turner.

I'm a little more worried that Daddy thinks Dylan Klebold there is just a "child" at 18 YO.

Had to do one last week. This is the first one where the guy actually WATCHED me. I had to pee like a racehorse (standing up) - until I HAD to pee. It was the toughest pee I've ever taken: Sweat rolling down my head, veins standing up, legs shaking, - Looked like I was doing the dead lift at the olympics!

I'm sure at some point Hitler said "No more Shnitzel for me". Apparently, THAT can't be used in a yearbook either?

Downtown somewhere. Got the idea it was the 'original'. Definitely not my favorite sandwich. Didn't try the pizza though....

BTW: This is a picture of the sammich I was talking about. And THIS is their own marketing photo! (ugh) http://www.primantibros.com/

How about this: If you wanna be happy by Jimmy Soul If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life Never make a pretty woman your wife So for my personal point of view Get an ugly girl to marry you If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life Never make a pretty woman your wife So for my personal point of view Get an ugly girl to marry you A pretty woman makes her husband look small And very often causes his downfall As soon as he married her and then she starts To do the things that will break his heart But if you make an ugly woman your wife A-you'll be happy for the rest of your life An ug-a-ly woman cooks meals on time And she'll always give you peace of mind If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life Never make a pretty woman your wife So for my personal point of view Get an ugly girl to marry you Sax solo Don't let your friends say you have no taste Go ahead and marry anyway Though her face is ugly, her eyes don't match Take it from me, she's a better catch If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life Never make a pretty woman your wife So for my personal point of view Get an ugly girl to marry you

Dammit! Why didn't I think of this sooner? Deep Fried Cigarettes!!! I'll be a BAZILLIONAIRE!!!!

Nothing like biscuits and man-gravy.....

If KFC really wants to do better they need to: 1) Use real mashed taters (like Boston Market). Instant tastes like wallpaper paste. 2) Scrap their gravy recipe and start over. The colonel would roll over in his grave tasting that crap. Offer country gravy too. 3) Scrap the damn biscuits and hijack the Red Lobster's. I like their chicken - eat it every coupla months - but their sides suxor!

I never understood that whole thing. Some chick's husband poo-poo's the admin's case for war (and was apparently right), so the admin gets pissy and gets revenge by outing his wife as a CIA agent? WTF??

I love me them little snackers that they got. I ordered a couple of them while I was waiting for my bucket of extra crispy andomethamine cyllitrate. oh, and their little bucket parfaits are right tasty too. Do they have that andomethy sillystring stuff too?