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Tell me about the Good Ole Days, Grandpa?

Phish food is very good.

Long before OJ/Nicole, there was Natalie Wood. The more you read about it, the sketchier it becomes. Wish Walken would finally break his silence. Robert Wagner's brain is fried now. Damn, she was pretty.

I believe he was found guilty / sentenced on the anniversary of the murder trial or something.

According to his culture, he must now perform the ancient act of Harry Carey upon himself to save his family's honor.

Aaron Hernandez to OJ: "Here, hold my Mojito"

I wonder if Prostate Cancer Hertz.

Been a while since I've heard from this retard. Granted, it's a pretty crowded field out there between AOC and MTG and all the other nitwits. But Sheila Jackson Lee is consistently stupid. I don't know. It's kind of like the swallows returning to capistrano. Or the leaves turning in the fall. They're just something right - even possibly comforting - in knowing that there's Sheila Jackson Lee who, even after decades, can't find a way to avoid being an idiot. Just when you thought the New breed had a Monopoly on stupid. SJL reminds us that she IS the OG stupid. https://www.foxnews.com/politics/spaced-out-sheila-jackson-lee-tells-texas-students-planet-moon-made-up-gases

Sweet Jeebus. https://www.cnn.com/2024/04/09/us/dexter-reed-chicago-police-shooting-video/index.html

https://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/03/13/the-constitution-is-400-years-old-and-more-pearls-from-sheila-jackson-lee

I'm here to kick bubblegum and chew ass!

No kidding. Part of Congressional record. Sep 1997.

Just to remind you guys. This is not her first brush with space brilliance: When NASA presented to the house committee on science and technology the real-time view of the Mars surface, Sheila Jackson lee, (and I'm not making a word of this up) said: "Can you have it pan around to where the astronauts planted the flag?" :headslap:

Of course, there's "This is why we can't have nice things" When participating in some kind of medical imaging, (like today), there's my favorite: "This won't hurt the baby will it?" (Whilst caressing my belly) - Always sure to get a reaction.

Overview Lyrics Listen Composers Artists Main Results I've been sellin' my soul, workin' all day Overtime hours for bullshit pay So I can sit out here and waste my life away Drag back home and drown my troubles away It's a damn shame what the world's gotten to For people like me and people like you Wish I could just wake up and it not be true But it is, oh, it is Livin' in the new world With an old soul These rich men north of Richmond Lord knows they all just wanna have total control Wanna know what you think, wanna know what you do And they don't think you know, but I know that you do 'Cause your dollar ain't and it's taxed to no end 'Cause of rich men north of Richmond I wish politicians would look out for miners And not just minors on an island somewhere Lord, we got folks in the street, ain't got nothin' to eat And the obese milkin' welfare God, if you're 5 foot 3 and you're 300 pounds Taxes ought not to pay for your bags of fudge rounds Young men are puttin' themselves six feet in the ground 'Cause all this damn country does is keep on kickin' them down Lord, it's a damn shame what the world's gotten to For people like me and people like you Wish I could just wake up and it not be true But it is, oh, it is Livin' in the new world With an old soul These rich men north of Richmond Lord knows they all just wanna have total control Wanna know what you think, wanna know what you do And they don't think you know, but I know that you do 'Cause your dollar ain't and it's taxed to no end 'Cause of rich men north of Richmond I've been sellin' my soul, workin' all day Overtime hours for bullshit pay.

, if you're 5 foot 3 and you're 300 pounds Taxes ought not to pay for your bags of fudge rounds ------------------ God, that's spot on.

Six cops in tac gear for a seatbelt?

Thank God. Now we know what to do with Bruce Willis.

Couldn't sleep. Went to the 711 across the street. I'd been mocked and taunted for months by this new breakfast item. So, what the hell; Ham,egg&cheez. - straightforward so far. Sandwiched in between 2 slices of French Toast. - okay. But then: I would've been pleased with some form of compound butter: cinnamon, maple, vanilla - even just plain butter. It threw down the gauntlet with something that sounds good In an entirely different usage, just not this however. Bacon Mayonnaise! Haven't tried anything yet. Sounds like it would be great on a BLT, no? ...Just not this. Will report back. As developments warrant. That is All. W.b.all

Yeah, okay. Filling. I figured the french toast and ham got us in the monte Cristo range. So I put strawberry jelly on the side. Really rescued the sammich. Eating like a little pig today. I've got imaging tomorrow, so just about to declare lockdown on food and water.

Not generally a Ben&Jer ice cream guy. But splurged a bit tonight; Very tasty. Highly recommend.

What's going on with beverage cans these days? They're skinnier and taller than before. At first I thought it was some way to cheat us out of product. Shrinkflation and all that. But it's the same amount of ounces in either can. Really don't know what the motivation is behind this. I would think it would take a significant amount of modification to their systems. ..dunno.

Is there a flag color for a$$ eaters?

Got something like ten years. Wouldn't mind seeing more of this.

The Fed has a lot to do with this too. I guess you could say they're a Harbinger Helper.