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Buddy of mine knows all about this. Every day, he needs a shot of Insulation. Not for me. I hate needles.

Ah man, that sucks. Will drop a prayer for you & her. Please keep us posted. ,

Just, Why?

Injury?

Thank God for Religion!!!

Shouldn't the tides be all kablewey? Never understood that whole Moon and tides thing. I think it's a crock. Oh wait, the moon can cause water to move all the way around the planet, but not a single drop of sand is impacted by the same force?

That's the scientist that bit off Carl Sagans ear?

Man, I hope they remember all those folks who are caught between the Moon and New York City. I mean, what's the Best That They Can do?

Well, at least I didn't dig up my dead martyred relatives footage for some kind of tangential blessing to my own warped power grasp.

So, we've been told that the Sun is like 93 gajillion miles away from us. And that travels at 147 light years per mile. Then, we have the moon, which allegedly is a gazillion knots per miles away from us too and travels I don't know, Mach75. We're also told that space is vast and essentially eternal in scope. Meaning, these guys could each be on planes vastly away from each other. But somehow, suddenly, huge coincidence that the Sun and the Moon just happened to be lined up right in front and back of each other. ...And we just happened to be lucky enough to watch this 'event'. I'm calling shenanigans.

You know, we are long overdue for anything interesting coming from the heavens. Good god, we've had people fascinated with space since they left the garden. They have all these preposterous theories about asteroids and meteors and black holes and yada yada. ...but end of the day? Most dramatic stuff in space is our F ups in going there. Like they say, put your own oxygen mask on first before helping anyone else. I think we should do the same thing with regard to Earth and space.

The same dynamic has played out for decades. We all saw the same thing in grade school recess. Little guy comes up and f**** with big guy. Big guy beats the hell out of the kid. Far more than was necessary. And then everybody breaks down fighting between the little kid shouldn't have done anything and the big kid should have showed restraint. Neither side is interested in peace. And we've known that for a really freaking long time. But Israel is effectively at least the equivalent of one aircraft carrier (land-based) in a region fraught with wealth and conflict. Personally glad Israel isn't getting another Global Rubber Stamp.

You know, I can't find an Onion Bagel to save my life? It's been years. Oliver Sudden, I can only get an Everything Bagel. Oh great. Let me call in sick to work while I spend the next 24 hours with dental floss, toothpicks, toothbrushes, a dental hygienist and possibly firearms to clean between my teeth.

Got to be them giant Jewish space lasers.

...on a taco, a salad....

I was pretty underwhelmed with the last big celestial event. Effectively, no different than a cloud passing in front of the Sun. But I can certainly see how natives and whatnot could easily freak out over it in their day. I dunno. Maybe the Poles switching will be interesting sometime? - No idea.

Just stopped by one of my locals just to get out for a minute. It is crazy windy right now! There must be some kind of high School Spring fling or whatever this weekend. Good lord, some of these little girls, there should be a minimum age limit to be able to wear the dresses that they're wearing these days. I know that makes me sound like an old man and probably a pervert. But damn, ain't no 25 plus year old woman able to fit into those kind of fashions. Those girls are like carrying dynamite through a minefield. - on roller skates.

Anybody who followed The Walking Dead knows that one night when if given the chance, we'd all take a baseball bat to Jeffrey Dean Morgan / Negan. Fock, that was brutal. Outstanding Bad Guy. Far worse than anything from Tarantino. ---------- 'course, there's always Boss Hogg.

I've never actually had Arizona Dessert. What is that? Churros? Cinnamon Fry Bread?

+330,000 new jobs. Fox hated that.

Can't recall if Shane Gillis got named. I was really prepared to hate him. Because the media couldn't stand him. But now that I've watched a bunch of his stuff? He does the best Trump out there. And he's pretty funny.

God. I can't even imagine. Some people just need killing.

Dude makes everything he touches turn to crap. What a maroon.

Looks Fancy