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  1. I am SO grabbing her nuts!
  2. Wow. https://scitechdaily.com/scientists-just-created-shape-shifting-robots-that-flow-like-liquid-and-harden-like-steel/
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    Death pool update (big points): Michelle Trachtenberg

    Her Mother died way back in season 5.
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    Death pool update (big points): Michelle Trachtenberg

    Never liked her character. She was a cross between Cousin Oliver and Scrappy Doo. Still, 40...
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    What's The First Historic Thing You Remember Watching?

    Was pretty shocking watching Pearl Harbor attack.
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    Will Travis Kelce Retire After The SB ?

    Gronks playing for DEN next season.
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    Are There Any Comedians That are Funny Anymore ? (Stand Up)

    Gaffigan was on a roll awhile ago. Dude had a TV show, serious drama acting parts, world tour, corporate gigs that landed him as one of the top comedy earners on Erf. Now, just. - don't. And seriously, banish the Hot Pockets voice. Note: He was the keynote at the Catholic Dinner held every election recently. Not funny.
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    A Blue Whales Anus

    ...can stretch more than 3 feet. Thus creating the second largest a hole on Earth. Just behind the people who drive cybertrucks.
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    Why is Pope Francis so disgustingly obese?

    Im sure you'd be a little puffy if you owned a tasty restaurant chain like he does; Surely you've tried Pope Eyes.
  10. I remember working at a high dollar organic grocery store. There was this fit, great looking, well dressed, big jewelry.couple. Really quite nice. They would pull up for check out with at least 2 carts. She had a little over 800 in food stamps every time. They weren't buying oatmeal ; Steak, lobster, you name it.
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    Popcorners

    Didn't like 'em when they first came out. But I've undergone a change of heart.
  12. At the nascent stages of Covid, an erstwhile young congressman suggested effectively eliminating gas station sweets in exchange for making hot "to go" food from restaurants covered by EBT. Remember when all the restaurants were suffering due to covid lockdowns? This Would have added a huge spark without having to authorize any new funding. And; better quality foods for families. Made way too much sense. Can't have that.
  13. Actually, did a case study in college. #1 lobbyists for EBT? - Soft drink companies.
  14. Juan truly is the loneliest number.
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    Kash Patel will be confirmed today!

    Kash him outside.
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    Saturday Night Live

    An average SNL episode has more viewers, according to Nielsen, than Late Show with Stephen Colbert, Jimmy Kimmel Live, The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon and Late Night with Seth Meyers — combined
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    So, I Went to the Can And...

    Fair nuff. Focker throws paper products to Puerto Ricans like it grows on trees, but when Everyday Murcans...
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    "Nature abhors a vacuum." -Kamala Harris

    Nature indeed abhors a vacuum. But Messicans love a leaf blower.
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    They can't make Weird Science Anymore!

    ...and the dark haired kid that wasn't Anthony Michael Hall?
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    They can't make Weird Science Anymore!

    In other related movie news, Real Genius was disturbingly prescient. Wonder what happened to Mitch?
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    Nuke Guards Gone

    I remember when Jeb! Had to be educated on this too. But he didn't actually fire them - and then lose them. Expect more of this nonsense to manifest _________________ Around 300 staff members at the NNSA were told on Thursday that they were being fired as part of ongoing plans to reduce federal spending. These layoffs were part of broader reductions at the Department of Energy, but officials allegedly did not seem to realize that this agency oversees the U.S. stockpile of nuclear weapons. NNSA officials are now scrambling to inform some of those workers that their terminations have been rescinded, but are struggling to find their personal contact details, according to NBC News. In an email sent to employees at NNSA, the department said they "do not have a good way" to get in touch with those whose roles had been terminated and are asking for help in locating them.
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    Grocery Store Hoagies

    Something about Jersey Mike's. I'm pretty sure it's their proprietary sauce, just gives me Heinous Anus every time.
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    Grocery Store Hoagies

    ...do you poop there or can you hold off shooting yourself until you get home?
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    Lets Talk Old School Malls That Are Left

    BHB: KOP? Man, the mall was our jam back in the day. Great memories. Scraped off every last trace of mine years ago.
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    Grocery Store Hoagies

    The way to go these days. Cheaper than chains & convenience stores. Bigger too. Ditto on seasoning.
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