wiffleball

Yeah. Not great.

The worst part? I (and maybe you) remember not just these songs, but likely the lyrics too. I really can't argue with any of these. These and disco prove the 70s sucked. Esp compared to the 80,s.

Heard a guy who worked with Don on the Apprentice. He said it's a badly kept secret that the Adderall and other drugs make Trump explosively shat without control. One of the reason he looks puffy is he's worm diapers for years.

Growing at 80-100 football fields per Minute! I think @Mungwater may be in the area.

...and Trump on Sweeping the Floors.

I love Conan in this. B He is literally shaking.

My fave Norm McDonald:

This immediately came to mind.

I have to say, Seth Rogan annoys the crap out of me. His laughing at his own lines and playing the same character every time doesn't help. ...and then you throw James Franco in WITH him? And then you throw in Rosie perez? Good God what an annoying suckfest.

WC McCall was a pioneer ahead of his time.

Did I mention "fanny" has an entirely different meaning across the pond?

Killing broads that Americans used to do.

Maybe it's bc instead of halfway across the room, you spooge like a newborn spitting up milk?

Afraid to get hurt on the field, But throwing hands at youth football. Nice hair BTW. https://www.foxnews.com/sports/coaches-involved-cam-newton-fight-reveal-altercation-typical-cam

Sounds great. But you forgot the part about Fapping out a herd of knuckle babies.

https://nypost.com/2024/01/10/news/fauci-admits-to-congress-that-certain-covid-social-distancing-guidelines-lacked-scientific-basis-sort-of-just-appeared/ Should be prosecuted.

I put my Grandmother on speed dial. I call it instaGram.

Cpac? As in sleep apnea? Don't think I could sleep with one of them there cpac masks.

CNN: Pentagon tracking suspected Chinese spy balloon over the US. https://www.cnn.com/2023/02/02/politics/us-tracking-china-spy-balloon/index.html Okay so any of you guys who have you know rifles and whatnot, if you happen to see a big Chinese balloon, probably has a dragon on it or some s***. Feel free to blast it out of the sky. You just know there's a bunch of rednecks in Montana just blasting their guns into the sky like the British during a Nazi air raid.

Know your number?

Wheat thins. With this; Brick of cream cheese slathered with pepper jelly. Or apricot preserves.

knocker fields?

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That's strange. We don't have a lot of tranny crimes around here. Man, for a while there was a big chunk of catalytic converters getting stolen, but not so much tranny's.

Although the cause of death has not been determined, police said a preliminary autopsy results indicate the trans binary freak teen did not die as a result of injuries sustained in the fight.