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You can't make this up. Top story on CNN: Biden denies cognitive weaknesses, moments later he refers to Egypt's Sisi as President of Mexico. (Then goog Biden & Mitterand)

Did you ever know you were my Gyro?

Really Happy about Gradishar. He was my first sports hero. I think this might have been his last chance.

Stupid

What? No Afroman ???

I think in order to be cool, you have to call him URsher. ... maybe you should Axe somebody...

Really, it seems like Elder abuse at this point. Whenever Joe leaves the podium, he walks like a drunken Roomba.

Michael Keaton's going to 'splode??

Looking for team schedules for the week. Tia.

Forgot one: Ian Bagg is really funny - especially crowd work. Dude is fast and funny.

Russian doomsday Tsunami nuke sub.

Kevin Hart was apparently top grossing in 2023. Not my style. Still think Kathleen Madigan is funniest woman.

Dave Nihill is funny and smart. Irish comedian. The Hot Pockets Guy isn't funny anymore.

I've watched some of his standup. I think he's funny. No wonder snl didn't like him.

Bummer.

31 years ago Arthur Ashe died of Pre-Covid.

Geez, the way the floors and mats are designed these days, Steven Hawking could stick an aerial move. Just wait ten years, she'll rival Sally Struthers.

Dunno who he is or why I should give a damn if he likes pizza at some dive.

Friend of mine has a hard-on for Joel osteen. Swears he's a snazzier version of Jesus Christ himself I think. Not that I'm going to sway anybody's mind, but I happen to mention Joel's fantastic no visitors policy when he was flooding in Houston while mattress Mack did more good than the next 100 guys combined. She really came unhinged when I mentioned his $300,000 sports car. There's nothing in the Bible that says being rich is a sin! Okay, I think they're kinda is. Maybe go back and reread the parable about the widow with two coins versus the hot shot with all the money. But still, I'm not here to demonize wealth. Hell, I'm a little jealous. I don't care a lot jealous. But there's a difference between living well and living ostentatiously over the top wealthy. Dude literally bought the Compaq center from the rockets. And apparently, just recently paid off $100 million dollar loan on the beast. Osteen is an affable speaker. And there was a period where I listened to him every weekend on the treadmill. (What he was doing on the treadmill I'm not really sure.) Really don't understand the blind unfailing unflinching love for guys like that.

Sid was Deadman walking

I bet itd be a whole lot easier to find Dale Earnhardt's wreckage.

TPS reports?

Shoeless Jack.