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Maybe Trump already laid off the guy responsible for Time Zones....

Living in a town that is heavily Federal funded, it's amazing how many sphincters are already tightening. - And not just immediately impacted, but subsequent support parties as well. Hmmm, completely out of touch Billionaire Oligarchs making massive cuts in an already jenga-esque economy. Yeah, nothing could go wrong.

Wtf? He couldn't even pull off an elderly version of himself, but yeah...

Man, I bet his Dad, Jim Nabers is saying Gaaaaawly! Sorry, had to....

Anybody who's watched YouTube in the last like 12 years can relate to this. Used to be, the guy just showed up got married drank himself silly and then work the rest of his life until he died. But now, you apparently have to become Fred f****** astaire to do some special 9 Minute compilation dance with your bride or her mom or her sister or God knows whatever. I mean, women love this s***. Guys? At best, if they're straight, tolerate it. At best. Listen sweetheart, this is a pretty rotten day for me in the first place. But please don't make me dance to Hall & Oates so you have something to post on facebook.

Can we get our GD plastic shopping bags back please!?

Cracks me up every time.

Jerry Mathers does not approve.

Finally, I don't know how long the world has been clamoring for us to spend more time on Aquatic Nomenclature. ...and what's the deal with the Strait of Whoar Moose?

What if I eat a weasel that Id's as a Beaver?

What about the bus?

So, she can't handle a black kawk? Understandable.

Just talking speaking voice. I'd go with Suzanne Pleschette. Current day; Sophia Bush. --------------------------------- Speaking of which; If you listen to Allison Kraus singing, you'd swear it's the soundtrack of Heaven. BUT: She has a speaking voice like nails on a chalkboard. Crazy.

Oh man, this is all kinds of awful. https://www.cbsnews.com/detroit/news/5-year-old-michigan-boy-killed-hyperbaric-chamber-explosion/

They really need to shut down commercial flights for at least one of the DC airports. Lucky we've had so few crashes. But I bet a buttload of near misses.

Oh, like you haven't had a black cawk crash into you in the dark.

Beginning Tuesday, three new 12-inch long additions are arriving, called Dippers. They use Subway’s flatbread, rolled up with pepperoni and cheese, chicken and cheese or double cheese, and served hot. The $3 rollups are part of its Sidekicks menu, adding to its successful lineup of giant cookies, churros and soft pretzels.

And now they have foot long Oreos.

The father of Sam Lilley, one of the pilots of the American Airlines flight that collided with an Army Black Hawk over Washington, D.C., on Wednesday, has suggested the helicopter pilot made a "grave error" leading to the crash.Timothy Lilley made the comment during an interview with local network Fox......

Poor Doggo

Great endorsement from the same group that massively embraced: OJ, BLM, Marian Berry, Juicy Smullet, Sheila Lee, ...

https://www.reuters.com/business/healthcare-pharmaceuticals/cia-now-says-covid-19-more-likely-have-come-lab-2025-01-25/