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...can stretch more than 3 feet. Thus creating the second largest a hole on Earth. Just behind the people who drive cybertrucks.

Im sure you'd be a little puffy if you owned a tasty restaurant chain like he does; Surely you've tried Pope Eyes.

I remember working at a high dollar organic grocery store. There was this fit, great looking, well dressed, big jewelry.couple. Really quite nice. They would pull up for check out with at least 2 carts. She had a little over 800 in food stamps every time. They weren't buying oatmeal ; Steak, lobster, you name it.

Didn't like 'em when they first came out. But I've undergone a change of heart.

At the nascent stages of Covid, an erstwhile young congressman suggested effectively eliminating gas station sweets in exchange for making hot "to go" food from restaurants covered by EBT. Remember when all the restaurants were suffering due to covid lockdowns? This Would have added a huge spark without having to authorize any new funding. And; better quality foods for families. Made way too much sense. Can't have that.

Actually, did a case study in college. #1 lobbyists for EBT? - Soft drink companies.

Juan truly is the loneliest number.

Kash him outside.

An average SNL episode has more viewers, according to Nielsen, than Late Show with Stephen Colbert, Jimmy Kimmel Live, The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon and Late Night with Seth Meyers — combined

Fair nuff. Focker throws paper products to Puerto Ricans like it grows on trees, but when Everyday Murcans...

Nature indeed abhors a vacuum. But Messicans love a leaf blower.

...and the dark haired kid that wasn't Anthony Michael Hall?

In other related movie news, Real Genius was disturbingly prescient. Wonder what happened to Mitch?

I remember when Jeb! Had to be educated on this too. But he didn't actually fire them - and then lose them. Expect more of this nonsense to manifest _________________ Around 300 staff members at the NNSA were told on Thursday that they were being fired as part of ongoing plans to reduce federal spending. These layoffs were part of broader reductions at the Department of Energy, but officials allegedly did not seem to realize that this agency oversees the U.S. stockpile of nuclear weapons. NNSA officials are now scrambling to inform some of those workers that their terminations have been rescinded, but are struggling to find their personal contact details, according to NBC News. In an email sent to employees at NNSA, the department said they "do not have a good way" to get in touch with those whose roles had been terminated and are asking for help in locating them.

Something about Jersey Mike's. I'm pretty sure it's their proprietary sauce, just gives me Heinous Anus every time.

...do you poop there or can you hold off shooting yourself until you get home?

BHB: KOP? Man, the mall was our jam back in the day. Great memories. Scraped off every last trace of mine years ago.

The way to go these days. Cheaper than chains & convenience stores. Bigger too. Ditto on seasoning.

Maybe Trump already laid off the guy responsible for Time Zones....

Living in a town that is heavily Federal funded, it's amazing how many sphincters are already tightening. - And not just immediately impacted, but subsequent support parties as well. Hmmm, completely out of touch Billionaire Oligarchs making massive cuts in an already jenga-esque economy. Yeah, nothing could go wrong.

Wtf? He couldn't even pull off an elderly version of himself, but yeah...

Man, I bet his Dad, Jim Nabers is saying Gaaaaawly! Sorry, had to....

Anybody who's watched YouTube in the last like 12 years can relate to this. Used to be, the guy just showed up got married drank himself silly and then work the rest of his life until he died. But now, you apparently have to become Fred f****** astaire to do some special 9 Minute compilation dance with your bride or her mom or her sister or God knows whatever. I mean, women love this s***. Guys? At best, if they're straight, tolerate it. At best. Listen sweetheart, this is a pretty rotten day for me in the first place. But please don't make me dance to Hall & Oates so you have something to post on facebook.

Can we get our GD plastic shopping bags back please!?