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In related news, apparently prisoners all over the country got busted when their illegally smuggled cell phones went off with the nationwide alarm.

Israel said that Hamas has opened the door to hell. Silly jews. Jews don't believe in hell! Or paying retail.

Wait. So they were bombed by Hummus?

The ones we left in Iraq are a lot closer.

Israel isn't happy if they ain't warring.

already sick of it.

Yeah, those crazy fat stacks immigrants pull for slaving in the sun 12 hours a day is pretty hard to resist. Gotta penalize the bosses. Hard. But right now, the midwest is busy making child labor at sub min wages legal. So don't count on them acting on cheap labor anytime soon.

Worse: Joe's dog Commander is being renamed "Redskin".

I witnessed a young girl getting knocked unconscious. I guess I should feel badly for her. But I told her specifically not to sniff around my chloroform collection.

People freaked when I ducked and covered.

Here ya go. Over 30,000 outright lies or fock ups. Quoted and fact checked. https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2021/01/24/trumps-false-or-misleading-claims-total-30573-over-four-years/ BTW, calling soldiers losers, disrespecting the wounded, calling for the execution of our top military leader... I don't know how those get classified. (Where exactly IS Nambia? Like Narnia?)

So both looked like clueless clowns.

Cali is pretty damn expensive.

Beat Rices Record. The San Francisco treat!

I'm sure some of you might have heard this. Still good.

Might want to hit Kurt Schilling in the nards.

Great guy. Good looking. Life to the nines. GF I'm assuming is pregnant. Everything to live for. Damned if he didn't OD. Dammit. I've done everything but stand on train tracks. at least half a dozen different organs have already written their last will and testament. And this SOB... Dammit. Ain't right.

Deep fried chicken livers Rumaki Salmon & Cheese roll with ground nuts. Lil Smokey's Deviled eggs Individual nachos ONLY for company of course. Probably more

Would be good skit; Young Feinstein.

Mom had a rotating full contact bridge game 4-5 tables. Always tried to be fancyish. Think: Scene from Sopranos wives party. My folks also played cards with the other Brothers and Wives once a month. Same thing. Then the occasional holiday, football, etc shebang. We had to be GONE/Invisible. Got very good at filching food. I think basically, as long as we didn't get caught or take too much, and stayed the hell invisible and silent, she didn't care too much. To this day, I can't even buy myself bridge mix without feeling too guilty to do so. I'm pretty sure my mom would have broken a few fingers if she ever caught me digging into those bowls.

What do they call them in Brazil?

The Black Elvis

God's on it.

I'm guessing Fentanyl. Crazy. Dammit.