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So, when world war II broke out for America, a beautiful young brunette was married to a young man who went off to war. Partly out of boredom and partly to pay the bills, she started working about 60 hours a week in a munitions plant. I saw pictures of her. And even with 1940s beauty standards, she was fetching, astounding. Over time, the war effort sent a young photographer to find more "Rosie the riveter" type pictures. This girl was born for the camera. From there, she advanced to other modeling gigs. She was encouraged to straighten her beautiful auburn brown curly hair and dye it blonde. Personally, I think it was a step down. Yet she was still beautiful. She went on to much bigger and much better. And most of you will know her when I tell you her name originally was Norma Jean. But the surprising part? The part I didn't know about? Remember the young photographer who took her pictures? His commanding officer who sent him to take those pictures was none other than Captain Ronald Reagan.

He became John F Kennedy and died in Texas.

It's different. Yeah, the boys look life Fems. But what's different is, the girls used to be looking like 21-year-old hookers. Not anymore And I'm not trying to be a jerk, but honestly? From what I can tell and I see a lot? The girls are about nine times more macho than the boys. But Boys B Men. Don't care if they're wearing Trailer Swift hoodies. Wouldn't let my kids near them.

I imagine you need the Applebee's menu offered to you.

That's because they weren't surprised. I don't know if you're over 12 but what happens is, Israel watches hummys like a hawk. Do you honestly think they were surprised? They see all the mortar and missile sites and they just sit there and wait. Because they know that getting attacked is the best thing that can happen to them funding wise and military sympathy wise.

Look, every 7.5 years, Hamas kills X number of Israelis. What's not often revealed is that several of those are old Jews having heart attacks. But I digress. It's a pretty easy math equation. Hummers kills X jews. Jews kill 10x non Jews. They've been doing it for like 50 years and it never gets anywhere. And here's the difference now. For anybody who owns anything that can, you know, google. Just like virtually Every other modern military society? The forced conscripts have had enough. And you know what? 60 years ago, the Jews had the sympathetic vote. But now that they are bulldozing the homes of geriatric grandparents of suspected Hamas "terrorists?" They're kind of losing The high ground.

A couple points. Number one, we had the planes and the targets all lined up and ready to go. When Reagan turned in for the night he assumed that we'd be hitting these targets. Casper weinberger wasn't having it. He was afraid that we would "upset the Palestinian street." OBL is on record as saying that he was motivated by America's response to those attacks. Meaning, he believed if we just got hit hard enough, would be too busy licking our wounds to mount any sort of a real pushback. And, it would embolden a Global Muslim Terror effort. ..Because. Pearl Harbor numbnutz? Rest in Hell Fockface.

Yeah. I mean, if you look at Susan Powell, Rudy G, Pillow dude and especially Mike Flynn, well. I mean we're not just talking some dumbass Yokels that exist on both sides. Still, Jordan Kempler just crucifies the Tshirt, Baseball cap & Truck Nutz crew. - And just fleeces them without any critical pushback.

Well I know years ago, she wanted to send coal miners to programming camp.

Well I know years ago, she wanted to send coal miners to programming camp.

In related news, apparently prisoners all over the country got busted when their illegally smuggled cell phones went off with the nationwide alarm.

Israel said that Hamas has opened the door to hell. Silly jews. Jews don't believe in hell! Or paying retail.

Wait. So they were bombed by Hummus?

The ones we left in Iraq are a lot closer.

Israel isn't happy if they ain't warring.

already sick of it.

Yeah, those crazy fat stacks immigrants pull for slaving in the sun 12 hours a day is pretty hard to resist. Gotta penalize the bosses. Hard. But right now, the midwest is busy making child labor at sub min wages legal. So don't count on them acting on cheap labor anytime soon.

Worse: Joe's dog Commander is being renamed "Redskin".

I witnessed a young girl getting knocked unconscious. I guess I should feel badly for her. But I told her specifically not to sniff around my chloroform collection.

People freaked when I ducked and covered.

Here ya go. Over 30,000 outright lies or fock ups. Quoted and fact checked. https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2021/01/24/trumps-false-or-misleading-claims-total-30573-over-four-years/ BTW, calling soldiers losers, disrespecting the wounded, calling for the execution of our top military leader... I don't know how those get classified. (Where exactly IS Nambia? Like Narnia?)

So both looked like clueless clowns.

Cali is pretty damn expensive.

Beat Rices Record. The San Francisco treat!