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    Pats fan murdered in stands by Fins fan

    Honestly? I dunno what can be done, but I'd sure like the league to come down a LOT harder.
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    Pats fan murdered in stands by Fins fan

    I bet that dolphin fan did it on porpoise.
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    Pats fan murdered in stands by Fins fan

    Firsthand witnesses describe the deceased as having just deflated.
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    Pats fan murdered in stands by Fins fan

    Did anybody find the guys apples?
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    Las Vegas Hit and Run

    I think it's long past time that in situations like this, we let the media trees 17 year old murderer as underage and therefore his identity won't be released. He's old enough to kill. He can handle it.
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    Barbie

    oMG. Make it stop. Katie Perry sold her whole music catalog for... Good God: $225 Million Fock me running...
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    Las Vegas Hit and Run

    The good news is I'm sure the corrections establishment will be looking out for his very best interest.
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    Barbie

    That's another one I can't figure out. She's apparently bringing in dumpsters full of cash with everything she does. I think she's a prolific songwriter. But I don't get how she's the new beatles.
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    Anyone Lose a Stealth Fighter? Found One in my Yard This Morning

    I bet it's parked right next to MH370.
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    Barbie

    Sounds about right!
  11. They're just curious tourists looking around, they don't mean any harm.
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    Military Lost Stealth Fighter somewhere in South Carolina

    You know the military really should put airpods on their planes. Problem Solved
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    American hostages in Iran released.

    ...and taught it at Trump University
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    Military Lost Stealth Fighter somewhere in South Carolina

    Not as bad as the bimbo that accidentally drove off the air craft carrier with an F35
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    Military Lost Stealth Fighter somewhere in South Carolina

    Wow. That's gotta come outta his paycheck. Forever
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    Someone called the police on me yesterday.

    To avoid this in the future, you really should Park in your garage. Make sure you close the door so the neighbors don't get suspicious. And make sure you leave the car running so that you can get the requisite heat or air conditioning.
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    Someone called the police on me yesterday.

    More's the pity.
  18. Wow. Didn't know that. I'm guessing Grandma will raise the baby.
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    EAT LIKE A CHAMPION WITH LITTLE CAESARS

    Dudes rocking massive farmers tan!
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    EAT LIKE A CHAMPION WITH LITTLE CAESARS

    I still want to find out why they get rid of those little sport peppers. Those are the best part about the whole thing.
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    Eat bugs: companies struggle to get Americans to do it

    There are so many fish out there that go un harvested just bc of customer ignorance and unsophisticated tastes. I mean, just think about it. How many fish can you name that are offered in restaurants? Exactly. I know the Philippines is trying to market a particular type of fish that reproduces like weeds and is on the same lines as any quality whitefish. Hey, it worked for the Patagonian Toothfish. There's a hell of a lot of fish and mollusks that I'll eat long before I crunch into a grasshopper.
  22. ...or maybe Lonely Fans. Something to do with fans ...wanting to buy my used socks and undies and whatnot.
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    Using Condoms

    I'm had a hard time finding the right size for the longest time. But then I tried this and it's really great. She loves the little bumpy things and it's just a perfect fit for me. Screw the trojans. https://business.walmart.com/ip/Swingline-SWI54033-Rubber-Finger-Tips-1-Dozen-Amber/14931729
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