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Man, I have tried, but hell nah. Same with the Marx Brothers. And little rascals.

Texas Gov. Greg Abbott drunkenly sends condolences to Jimmy Carter's wife, who died last year. Hilarity ensues.

We put way too much pressure on cauliflower to be things that aren’t cauliflower."

You haven't seen my post wrassling ear monstrosity. Something something funny Elephant Man.

They won't release the Epstein guests, but you want me to go Full Monty against Big Cauliflower?

Anybody else think that "Linda Levin" sounds like a Reporter competing with Lois Lane? ...but, ya know, Jewish. Nttawwt

"Cinema Legend?" Geez. Does that make Tom Green "Film Icon?"

Preliminary indications have Investigators seeking to interview CoPilot Sum Ting Wong.

Interestingly, my brother was working ESG for the Air Force in Jap when another KAL passenger plane was shot down by the Ruskies. Years later, he told me he was the first one to 'witness' that, but he was disallowed from even acknowledging that the US had been looking in that area. One of the reasons I don't believe those Malaysian planes just vanished.

Just got word that Col. Henry Blake was on that flight.

Shark Attack Would be been really something.

Exactly. I mean, I hate them. Seems too British or something. And baffles the crap outta 90% of the driving public. But still, they put one in close to my childhood home. Like with most things in this country, it's not too bad if everybody has at least a fundamental level of intellect. ...But it's 'Murca.

Really pisses me off. Child killers? Really? You'd think he'd want to protect his food supply. Creep.

Came in here to post story. God, I hope they die mercilessly.

...Im a Kitty Cat. And I Dance Dance Dance.

Thank You.

Not sure which is worse; The lady burned in Subway Or The girl clubbed to death in Jersey Mike's

Effer got chicken parm & noodles with red sauce for Dinner yesterday. Dammit. What is this? Europe ?

Im not seeing it?

https://www.cnn.com/2024/12/13/us/duke-lacrosse-accusations-crystal-mangum/index.html

Wouldn't be surprised if a whole bunch of CEOs rethink their stance on WFH.

Gotta be Tawana Brawley's kid.

Guaranteed there's 19 yo scouting parking spots for cash.

I dunno, I'm hearing they've compared videos; Turns out, those three punks also assaulted juicy smollet.

I DO! ...Believe all women are psycho.