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    Ukraine - Doomsday

    Well pick up the tab
  2. Tell me about it. Just saw a Patriot missile with mudflaps and trucknutz.
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    Ukraine - Doomsday

    This is where we really lose moral high ground. This and landmines. We try to tell the whole world what they can and cannot use and do and then we turn around and violate some of the most basic fundamental war crime issues.
  4. Wouldn't buy any green bananas
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    nuclear war - doomsday⌛

    Us to supply cluster munitions.
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    Got mugged

    Real life. Always thought I was too - something - for that. Woke up next day in horsepital. Substantial TBi per notes. At least they didn't cut my pants and underoos off this time. Combing my hair for a week was just , gross. Like JFKs Dallas Barber. Starting to understand. When you see football players who are knocked out for 5 minutes and then they're a little woozy for a while. I was out for probably 12 to 16 hours? And it's not like a drunk blackout. To this day no memory but the hit. And for a few days, not top form. In fact, just fragments. It's not like I'm a God damn diamond currier. Lost everything. Talked to Mung. A really solid guy btw. Maybe the best on the board. If you've ever been a victim of random crime, it's hard not to take it personally. Especially if you are a victim of random crime in short succession. It makes you paranoid. And makes you feel like you deserve it somehow. Anyway, sad as it is, you guys are the best relationship I've had. Certai the longest. God bless you. I wish you all the very best.
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    Who's the greatest athlete that ever lived?

    Babe deitrich
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    Would you ever kayak again in the swamp?

    I hate snakes in the water. Whether it's cotton mouths in a river or sea snakes or what the hell ever. F*** that noise. My number one absolute fear. F*** them. I hope they all burst into flames.
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    Would you ever kayak again in the swamp?

    I didn't see anything. Was the alligator wearing the GoPro?
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    How did you learn to swim?

    Seriously, my mother's birth canal? Makes the Panama canal look like post nasal drip. Mark Spitz couldn't make it through there with floaties and a friggin paddle board.
  11. Small strike zone. https://images.app.goo.gl/b7qgfN5T3i1Fahhr5
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