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Kind of wonder why we don't see bosom buddies in syndication.

Amurica was FOUNDED by grown men in wigs! Why do you hate 'Murica? 🥺

There's no 'rection in insurrection. Because magay queeranon trumpers are a bunch of limp dicks.

Love basil and pinon pedo on mah pasta!

If it's Trans!

https://youtube.com/shorts/ZaCUQGxiiZ8?feature=share Oh hells no!

There's nothing I haven't been able to cook with my old George Foreman grill. Did a 23 lb turkey last thanksgiving.

Way too pricy.

You know, for being a Hollywood icon for the last 40 years, he doesn't really have that much of a filmography.

Well, his mom's been ded for like 50 years now so.... Maybe if she was cremated, he could do a line for Moms Day.

Remember when Wesson was in every kitchen?

Copland was underrated

George Wendt.

Horchata

Yeah, but the DNA gets you every time.

If you could do one of them mega bombs like in Stargate Defender and just blow up the front page of the GB, would ya? Because GD, it's getting tiresome. Off for a week and not a GD change.

For me? Swimming snakes. And then I saw lonesome Dove or something and oh good god. Kid was kilt by a nest of water moccasins whilst horseback on the river. And then I saw some guy with a GoPro and he had a see-through kayak and some snake just came swimming up to him in the ocean. No. Done. I'm not convinced that certain animals or insects need to exist in the world. "Oh yeah but they eat..." Yeah, so do other things. Don't tell me that God has the world so precariously situated that if we lose one thing the whole place spins off into Entropy. Every year, you can count on two different stories. Oh my god! We've lost 672 species of flatworm! And, scientists have discovered 1123 different species of underwater creatures and 400 different versions of frogs. I'm saying, I think the world would be better off if you got rid of things like swimming snakes. And Social influencers. And as far as I can tell, mosquitoes just spread disease. But? That's what the bats eat! And if we didn't have bats that spread rabies? It's not like they pollinate friggin flowers.

If you look at older versions of the interweb, exactly what Catholics told Galileo.

Anybody who's ever tried to have any brickwork done at their house knows that there's no such thing as a free mason. Unless he's banging your hot daughter.

Quidditch! I'm NOT a Muggle!

Welcome to life outside of the cul de sac. I'd love to hear others.

This is just me talking. And, bear in mind that I have a Brane injury. But if it's a choice between leaving around cluster munitions that will kill and maim children for generations to come? And that's what? We have decades of empirical evidence about that. Versus US sending some cruise missiles or what the f*** ever? I don't think Biden has the mental capacity to make those decisions. Or maybe the joint chiefs of staff want that place to be a God damn s*** hole for the next 20 years. In an era of drones and smart bombs and smart drones and artificial intelligence, laser scans, and on and on and on, there is no need for blind munitions like there was back in world war 1. The next Great American leader is going to fund whatever it takes to eliminate landmines from the DMZ and cluster munitions forever. You sit there and call the rag heads terrorist because they use targeted ieds. But we just throw f****** bombs willy-nilly regardless of Target or outcome. We can spot God damn oil and all kinds of other things like helium etc literally miles underneath the Earth or the ocean. I guarantee you we could take out massive swaths of landmines and cluster munitions around the world If see truly wanted. Anybody want to guess the world's largest supplier of cluster bonds and landmines are? I legitimately don't know. But I got an idea.... Here's a hint, I'm guessing it's the same country that sheltered and rewarded the most horrific war crime animals from Japan Italy China and Russia not to mention Germany after WW2.

Do you have a Corporate sponsor? Is it Masengill?

So, there's been some random dark types shot by scared old whiteys lately. Seems like the world balancing itself out.

More importantly, we got Europe to massively up their spending and ownership of their own defense. Well, actually Putin did. But it's far better than that blowhard Trump who was jockeying for photo op positioning and riding around his golf cart like a fat tub of lard he is at NATO meetings. Biden for the win.