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Everything posted by lickin_starfish
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I spent $2500 on an engagement ring/ wedding band that locked together. It was very nice until she lost it. Now she only has a plain ol' gold band that I bought as a replacement.
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My mother cooks it in spaghetti sauce.
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Teen off the hook in mercy snake-killing
lickin_starfish replied to spottedowl's topic in The Geek Club
I would have nursed it back to health and read it bedtime stories. We would also play in the flower patch together. We would be best friends. -
Holy Crap! Did anyone else get viruses....
lickin_starfish replied to NewbieJr's topic in The Geek Club
I suspect that someone also enjoys planting flower gardens and having tea parties... -
You should buy a Honda Pilot. If you buy either of the trucks that you are considering, then you are a terrorist. j/k Get the Denali
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What's worse ... a 25 year old woman with a ...
lickin_starfish replied to Giants Fan's topic in The Geek Club
A man who rapes boys is a bigger threat to society than a woman who gives her poontang to boys. Yes, both are crimes, but one is just plain disgusting. -
Ice cream.
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I think that the nurses at the bottom of the elevator in the Silent Hill movie are pretty hot.
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Apparently, I am the only one dumb enough...
lickin_starfish replied to TheNewGirl's topic in The Geek Club
My wife just haaaaad to have an elliptical trainer. It sits in our bedroom collecting dust as her ass gets wider and her stomach flops lower. -
New tax in NJ...add 7% to your gym membership
lickin_starfish replied to davebg's topic in The Geek Club
Here's an idea: Instead of creating new taxes, how about spending tax money wisely? -
Kyra Sedgwick's ugly face prevents me from watching the show.
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This is no big deal. There will be another one to take his place.
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in a dilemma re: buddy of mine - WWYD?
lickin_starfish replied to rotisserieking's topic in The Geek Club
He sounds like the ###### high school friend of mine who doesn't talk to me, but calls and e-mails my wife. -
I watched American Idol once. That was one too many times.
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We have your "yesterday" weather here today. 90 in Central New York.
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Original Taylor Hicks American Idol Audition
lickin_starfish replied to NewbieJr's topic in The Geek Club
I suspect that NewbieJr enjoys weiners in his heiney. -
Don't use pirated software.
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Anal cramps are the worst.
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Clay Aiken is starting to look gay to me
lickin_starfish replied to NewbieJr's topic in The Geek Club
I opened it to call you a homo. -
Clay Aiken is starting to look gay to me
lickin_starfish replied to NewbieJr's topic in The Geek Club
Can someone explain to me why a man would watch American Idol? Can you also explain why these men would then post about it on a football website? -
I would rather listen to a sick dog whine than Taylor Hicks.
lickin_starfish replied to SouthGeorgia's topic in The Geek Club
Who is Taylor Hicks? -
free tix to see james taylor (and an 8 month pregnant gal)
lickin_starfish replied to Siouxsie's topic in The Geek Club
Who the heck is James Taylor , and what does he do? -
Friend's wife keeps flirting by e-mail
lickin_starfish replied to bob_probert_2000's topic in The Geek Club
No offense taken. -
Hayden Christensen, Ralf Lauren, Shirley Temple.
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Every time I fart, I don't know if it will squirt or not.