lickin_starfish

Max rate in NY is $504, plus the $600 per week, plus the $1,200 per adult taxpayer, plus $500 per kid. Unemployment rocks!

It's almost like they are trying to scare us. What is their end goal? https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EUn0-wkUYAAqU9F?format=jpg&name=4096x4096

So we should shelter in place every flu season?

It's funny how pneumonia deaths took a steep decline this year. What a coincidence. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EUusVV_WkAAdcsD.jpg

At her size, she could stand to catch a slight case of the Chinaman's Flu. Might get her down to a healthier weight.

When someone uses the term "current resident of the White House", I picture this: https://media1.tenor.com/images/61230c0ccdb9f3b1efa47dd9bea25429/tenor.gif?itemid=7636823

So let me guess... This "Commission" to review the ChinaVirus response will focus on Trump and his actions, and not any of our Democrat representatives. Sounds reasonable, and not a political attack at all. I'm also sure that the Media will report on it with impartiality.

When do we get these checks? They've been talking about them for weeks, but I haven't seen schit appear in my account.

It is a real issue that is being blown out of proportion.

Does today look like a good day to move my remaining safe funds into the aggressive mix in my 401K? Just asking because you guys seem to know stuff.

Maybe if the President wasn't fending off the fake impeachment, he would have had more time for real issues?

In future flu seasons, can we condescendingly tell people to stay home on social media?

Emily Compagno makes my dik twitch. https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/5f/Emily_Compagno_(Wikipedia_Photo).jpg

How do China and North Korea distribute the internet to their citizens? Is it free for them, and are certain websites censored so that citizens can only see what the government wants? I would speculate that if the USA had free internet, and the Democrats ever regained power, internet propaganda would be off the charts.

Solution: Don't have kids if you can't afford them.

Frank Thomas is shaped like a big, black marshmallow. They should have picked someone with muscle-tone as a spokesman.

I think everything should be free, and someone else can pay for it.

I'm going to Lowe's in the morning to buy garden soil. I don't think I'll have to touch anything except for the payment keypad.

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The Chinaman's Virus is being blown out of proportion by the Leftist Media. It is a clear effort to hurt President Trump's re-election. Anyone claiming otherwise is a gullible retard or a political hack.

Suicide by marriage.

On a scale of 1 to 10, my worry level is 2. 1 point for retards emptying stores with panic shopping, and 1 point for being called back to work, since I'm really enjoying being laid off.

Looks like someone is getting his feewings hurted by mean Orange Man.

We are being gaslighted by the MSM. It is difficult to find the truth, by their design.