lickin_starfish

My son and I went for some preseason bass this morning. It seemed like almost every cast caught a fish. It was a great day for us.

I like how you think!

Kinda like you believe the Russian Collusion Hoax?

I also want Welfare and Medicaid ended.

I don't care if chicks get abortions or not, but I want zero of my tax dollars going towards it. You can claim that tax money is kept seperate in the Planned Parenthood coffers, but we all know that is bullschit. Also, why is Planned Parenthood taxpayer subsidised when they have millions of extra dollars to donate to Democrats?

No woman should weigh over 140.

This. If he goes to prison, there is a chance that he gets pardoned.

This shows you that we need common sense bus reform, and stricter checks on passengers.

It had better be going to the gallows. Hillary, Obama, Comey, Clapper, Strozk, Ohr, McCabe, and others should be swinging by their necks.

She should change her name to Hunger McGravy.

How does she reach to wipe her ass? I assume fat chicks have muddy cracks.

I guarantee you that I would not smash that.

If you buried her in the sand, up to her fake tiits, I might let her give me a beej.

Do gay dudes get turned on by the smell of poop? Serious question.

I hope John gives Danerys a real good dikking, and then stabs her in the neck. As she gurgles on blood, she reaches up and pulls off her face, revealing that it's really Arya. Realizing that he just banged and killed his sister, John drinks a vial of poison. The poison doesn't do the whole job, leaving John severely retarded. Cut to Bran sitting on the iron throne amidst the rubble, wargged into a raven. Cut to the raven, watching Sansa rubbing one out in a bath tub. Fade to black.