lickin_starfish

I just finger-fudged a clogged pipe in my basement. The pipe was clogged with jet black pudding-like slime, hair, and smelled like you can't believe. When I opened the cleanout port, sewage shot out and blasted me in the eyeball and soaked me head to toe. Now my sneaker squishes when I walk. I'll probably end up on Monsters Inside Me, since I took the shot to the eye.

What was Trump's crime? I seriously want to know, I think I missed it.

She should focus more on how to get a train to drive to Hawaii, and she'd better hurry or we'll all be dead in 12 years.

I'd be willing to bet that most people are Libertarians, but we either vote R or D because we don't want the "other side" to win.

Don’t give illegals sanctuary. They suck up US resources, and it’s a POS thing to do.

What would you like to see Congress do with it?

Why is it good that he was worried?

Reporters questions after the Barr conference: "Waaah! Why did you not find obstruction? Waah!"

What do you suppose makes Blacks inclined to vote for Democrats? Lifetime benefits?

Thanks!

I wish there was an option to skip to the last read comment like the old board did.

Orange man bad alert!

Who believes that Bernie won't exempt himself from the insane laws that he will want to impose on us peasants?

The idiot would be for it if Pelosi had suggested it.

There is no justification for allowing these people into America. Once they produce enough offspring, they will try to destroy us from within.