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lickin_starfish last won the day on August 17 2020

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  1. I would say that is more of the pet owner being disgusting than the cat.
  2. I am skeptical that Chrissy Brown (4th place) wasn't born with a weenis too.
  3. lickin_starfish

    Have you ever knocked up a female who got an abortion ?

    I blasted a load into your mom's guts and fertilized her. She tried to abort, but it was unsuccessful, and you came out retarded. Sorry about that.
  4. lickin_starfish

    Roe V Wade overturned!!! Leaked, SCOTUS SHOULD BE IMPEACHED

    Women should have to install an app on their phones that prove that they haven't had an abortion. If they had one, they get a red X on the app, and that will prevent them from going shopping, going to restaurants, concerts, or holding a job.
  5. lickin_starfish

    Pronouns 101 - The Diversity Movement

    My pronouns are: His Majesty His Highness
  6. lickin_starfish

    Would any of you steal?

    I know all you sonsabitches used Napster back in the day.
  7. lickin_starfish

    Teen Beaten by Group of Students at Trenton School

    Can Peenie chime in with a solution to this issue?
  8. lickin_starfish

    Hey all you f0ckers ( I mean father's )

    That was very nice of Ashley to do that for you, Joe.
  9. lickin_starfish

    Hey all you f0ckers ( I mean father's )

    Gonna get up early and work 6 hours of overtime. The kids will probably text me "Happy Fathers Day". I'll sit around the house and wait to go back to work on Monday.
  10. Patriot Front are a bunch of gay fags from the FBI pretending to be patriots.
  11. lickin_starfish

    Suckerpunch of the year

    Physically assaulting someone over a sports game. What have we become?
  12. lickin_starfish

    Jennifer Connelly will always be my favorite.

    I personally like the Mr Kitty version.
  13. lickin_starfish

    Prepare Yourselves!

    I bought a Jase Case. Just in case.
  14. lickin_starfish

    Help me say No

    The fries aren't going to fry themselves.
  15. lickin_starfish

    Two workers fall into a chocolate tank

    After being pulled from the vat, the workers now claim to be the victims of police brutality and systemic racism.