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I would say that is more of the pet owner being disgusting than the cat.

I am skeptical that Chrissy Brown (4th place) wasn't born with a weenis too.

I blasted a load into your mom's guts and fertilized her. She tried to abort, but it was unsuccessful, and you came out retarded. Sorry about that.

Women should have to install an app on their phones that prove that they haven't had an abortion. If they had one, they get a red X on the app, and that will prevent them from going shopping, going to restaurants, concerts, or holding a job.

My pronouns are: His Majesty His Highness

I know all you sonsabitches used Napster back in the day.

Can Peenie chime in with a solution to this issue?

That was very nice of Ashley to do that for you, Joe.

Gonna get up early and work 6 hours of overtime. The kids will probably text me "Happy Fathers Day". I'll sit around the house and wait to go back to work on Monday.

Patriot Front are a bunch of gay fags from the FBI pretending to be patriots.

Physically assaulting someone over a sports game. What have we become?

I personally like the Mr Kitty version.

I bought a Jase Case. Just in case.

The fries aren't going to fry themselves.

After being pulled from the vat, the workers now claim to be the victims of police brutality and systemic racism.