lickin_starfish

Related to the topic: My wife hasn't farted around me in 25 years, and she waits for me to leave for work before she poops.

Do these two get to walk away Scot-free? They are illegals, so laws shouldn't apply to them.

Sounds like Peenie has tire envy.

The topic of the thread is that retarded liberals will hate anything related to Trump, even if it was previously endorsed by their hero Hussein.

A friend of a friend was involved in a sexual accident not too long ago. He used to be on our golf league. After some time, he met a chick from Fishtown --I don't know the reasons for the accident and he is not allowed to talk about it. I do believe it was a full figure chick. Now--His golf game is done. He has to walk with a cane and he will always have some difficulty walking etc. He however is otherwise completely healthy and can regain a fair amount of his former abilities back. He may even be able to bang again, though never able to boom the balls off the taint like previously. Talking to him he doesn't seem to be in a terrible amount of pain or anything, mostly his life has changed. Got me thinking----For full figures....Would you risk it?

Your wife always insists that I eat her burger.

The Deepstate/Left Wing Media witch hunt has made me into a Trump supporter. Their plan has backfired.

This is what you get when you vote for Democrats. How very "progressive" of them to strike words from our language.

My phobia isn't about the foreigners who come here. It's that the dikskin democrats are going to steal my tax money and give it to the invading freeloaders.

The scary part is that Democrats want to steal our tax money to fund illegals healthcare, education, food, and housing.

Because the Democrats in Congress, the Liberal Left Wing Media, and Whacky Left Wing Hollywood tells the sheep to think that way. ...And the sheep bleat along in agreement. They don't realize that repeating a falsity doesn't make it true to those of us living in reality.

First of all, it DOESN'T mean taking down the American flag and replacing it with a fukking Mexican flag. Secondly, you aren't a fukking American if you are in the country ILLEGALLY.

You're better than this.