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I'm hoping for Kari Lake or Vivek.

weepaws is a liberal, so your step daughter is ten years too old for him.

This is just another liberal conspiracy theory. Settle down, you ninnies.

So if she doesn't have a d1ck, don't sign you up? Her tiits are so big, they should be charged with obstruction of justice.

Potato will not be the candidate in November. It will be Kamel or Big Mike. Book it.

That's basically what Frog Weather Shortcut is. It links right to the Google weather info without having to open Google and search for it.

I am against showering with children, against surrogacy for gay couples, but for IVF.

I just tried out of curiosity. I did 53, but in my defense, I haven't exercised in over a year, and the cat was trying to climb on my head while I was doing them.

With the exception of the Trump kids. They are fair game, apparently.

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And yet, they will biitch about the Agenda 2025 conspiracy theory.

This is war!

I was out doing some yard work, and I found three pieces of dog schit on my lawn. The things is, I don't have a dog. I picked up the schit and put it on the sidewalk, in hopes that the dog's owner will step in it the next time they walk by.

Teachers need a little strife now and then. They have it too easy.

If the marshals didn't have guns, this tragedy could have been avoided.

That Putin helped him rape an ugly woman in a dressing room 30 years ago, and then he applied for a property loan.

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If we take guns away from law abiding citizens, the criminals will eventually run out of guns. It only makes sense. Common sense.

If the police hold the doors open for someone to enter, is it still trespassing?

Kamala wouldn't even be the VP if it weren't for her skin tone and vagina.

Ah, the ol' Plausible Deniability defense, commonly used by liberals.

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