lickin_starfish

https://x.com/jcvsqz/status/1799417195354861629

I've got WD-40, Fluid Film, and PB Blaster. I skinned my hairy knuckles turning wrenches, and steak sauce came out. Women from the neighborhood gather to watch me mow the lawn.

https://x.com/toobaffled/status/1799205115846660571?ref_src=twsrc^tfw|twcamp^tweetembed|twterm^1799205115846660571|twgr^c16b3aeb4ce231489fce0a23a0180fd296c660f2|twcon^s1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fgreatawakening.win%2F

That's on Hunter's laptop.

Tim, you never spun out a conspiracy theory to explain this.

The Lefties here are ruled out, since they are into children and other men.

Almost as big as your mom's puss.

Sir, have you reconsidered bringing your cart back?

That poor girl looked mortified. Bad decision by the dad.

Because he needed a ride home.

He caught the Suddenly. Cowboys legend Larry Allen passes away at 52 (dallascowboys.com)

https://www.wkrg.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/49/2024/05/Top-5-On-Stage.jpg

https://x.com/drefanzor/status/1797336131039895959

Remember how quickly Hunter climbed on his dead brother's wife?

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2F0bshi6n3y24d1.jpeg

https://media.scored.co/scale/oynn89fosQViEcWa.jpeg

Why'd she get Coof after getting the Coof injections? Plus, she got it so bad that she was hospitalized.

weepaws is most likely a pimpledoosh alias.

People in the comments aren't falling for the bullschit.

https://www.billcrisafi.com/cdn/shop/products/image_9a6a6813-bc95-4b45-ae13-2f9a71fd6acd_900x.jpg?v=1655160367

Not sure if this goes in the suicide thread, the Biden thread, or any of the deranged liberals threads. Happy ending, though. https://media.scored.co/scale/PbIt2qulpPoRZAZ2.jpeg

Make sure your hair smells nice, and don't leave your bag of cocaine laying around. Have fun!