lickin_starfish

What kind of loser buys sports memorabilia?

If I were super rich and famous, you can bet your ass that I'd be banging hookers. I bet most guys would be dropping cash for ass. That's the whole point of being rich and famous.

When it all boils down, all men pay for pieces of ass in one way or another. I seriously don't give a shyt who Trump has banged.

Did Hillary have someone at the NSA suicided?

Tool: The Patient

That's exactly the point. Make it uncomfortable to be a leech, and maybe they will work to improve their situation.

Put a large troth outside of the projects housing and dump expiring food that would be thrown out from grocery stores into the troth. Beggars can't be focking choosers.

I thought there was a money shot at the end. Maybe there is a longer version?

I see that djgb beat me to it, but here's the totally NOT SAFE FOR WORK version.

After 24 months on assistance, welfies should have a red "W" tatooed on their forehead, and their childrens foreheads also. There needs to be shame for people who abuse the system.

Three years lifetime maximum on Government Assistance should be the law. How do I get in Trump's ear with my idea?

Welfies should get a 3 pound block of cheese and a bag of rice per family per month. A dog house per person to sleep in, and a three year limit to get a job, then the cheese gets cut off.

I've been out of school for many years now, but I seem to remember being taught that vast areas of land were once covered with water. That is why sea fossils can be found very far inland. How much of my tax money do I need to send for the Earth to stop doing what it has always done?

Your wife breastfeeds me too, but she isn't trying to wean me.

No fooking way a straight dude likes this song. Also for consideration...

Nah. I like deep tissue massage, not that feathery-light bullsnit.

Sony should have told them to fock off. Apologizing just paves the way for the next "offensive" issue.

Well, he probably thinks she wiped her server with a cloth, so...

I hope that by declining the invitation, Jenkins helps to eliminate the laws on the books that are oppressing black people.

But have you heard how many scoops of ice cream Trump gets for dessert?

Apple makes good products for women, and for males who like their prostates checked with penises. Check out Apple's ghey-assed commercials for proof.

These are world-class athletic women. Don't post pictures of just their faces. They work hard to stay physically fit, so don't cheapen their efforts by not posting pictures of them in spandex.

25% of the posts in a 32 page political thread are by 1 person? Seems like Trump has that dude's britches in a twist.