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Everything posted by lickin_starfish
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Robert Allenby fires caddie mid-round, grabs a fan to carry his bag
lickin_starfish replied to edjr's topic in The Geek Club
Haha, you said "get on a bag". I'm going to use that line on my wife tonight. -
I need medical advice (fake or real) on a kek bump.
lickin_starfish replied to tanatastic's topic in The Geek Club
Stop being such a tittybaby and put some Compound W on it. Eat away your dickbump with acid and move on. -
The Windy City is enacting a 9 percent tax on streaming services.
lickin_starfish replied to Baker Boy's topic in The Geek Club
This is totally reasonable. The Government needs more money so that it can make life more enjoyable for us citizens. They have proven to be thrifty with our taxes, so I don't mind giving them more money. -
Pandora pulled a good one on me... I had it cranked up on my garage radio while I was outside doing yard work. Avenged Sevenfold/Disturbed playlist was rocking out. I went around to the front of the house to do something, and when I came back, Fallout Boy was blasting out of my garage. I felt like such a fahg, and I hope my neighbors didn't hear it.
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When I was a kid, my male dog, Pepper, got loose and ran into the neighbors yard. They had a dog named Brutus, who foisted himself upon my poor little Pepper in the most horrific sex act I had ever seen. Brutus' red crayon unsheathed and stabbed at places that nature never intended. I'll never forget the look of despair on my dog's face as he looked at me for help.
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Supremes to look at Affirmative Action again next year
lickin_starfish replied to Voltaire's topic in The Geek Club
Affirmative Action is a racist policy, and it needs to end. Anyone who supports it is a racist. -
I have already taught my children about the gheys. I have told them that everyone is different. Sometimes there are abnormalities that make a person weird and gross, but we should still treat them with kindness.
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Congrats to America. It was the right decision. The only question I have is: Does it smell like poop when two dudes make love?
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King Joffrey from Game of Thrones or Nancy Olsen from Little House on the Prairie.
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PIers Morgan: White people should go to jail if they use the N-word...
lickin_starfish replied to posty's topic in The Geek Club
We shouldn't do anything with people who use that word. -
I'm straight, so nope, I don't own a Terrain.
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Insanity defense - Why does it never seem to work?
lickin_starfish replied to edjr's topic in The Geek Club
I think that someone who uses the insanity plea should automatically get the death penalty. Insane people are menaces to society that need to be eliminated. -
2011 Ram 1500 Big Horn with the 5.7 Hemi. I love it.
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My wife had an Avenger, and she liked it. It never had any mechanical problems. It was zippy and had nice styling. I personally wouldn't buy a Japanese car, no matter how many hipsters on here are crowing for them. Remember Pearl Harbor.
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I thought this thread was going to be about Baltimore.
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State Dept. releases Clinton emails, classifies some details related to Benghazi
lickin_starfish replied to edjr's topic in The Geek Club
She seems so trustworthy that I can't wait to vote for her next year. First woman President! -
Obama tells Coast Guard grads climate change threatens U.S...
lickin_starfish replied to posty's topic in The Geek Club
Wow. This guy is just plain looney. -
This guy is single handedly trying to spread his Gayds (gay aids) as far as possible.
lickin_starfish replied to tanatastic's topic in The Geek Club
Those guys got a sh*tty deal when he infected them up their butts. -
Missouri House Speaker John Diehl Resigns After Sexting Scandal
lickin_starfish replied to edjr's topic in The Geek Club
Well then, that's no better than the right-wing posters. This type of thing plays right into the politicians game plans. Left and right wing constituents bickering amongst ourselves, as the Libs and Repubs work together to steal and squander our tax dollars. -
Missouri House Speaker John Diehl Resigns After Sexting Scandal
lickin_starfish replied to edjr's topic in The Geek Club
If you don't give a sh*t what he did, then why did you create a thread about it, you idiot? -
The key is that you taught her to blame some of her inadequacies on the coaches. People should never have to claim 100% of the blame.
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Would you take this biggun to bangtown?
lickin_starfish replied to tanatastic's topic in The Geek Club
Women over 140 cannot be hot. -
Would you take this biggun to bangtown?
lickin_starfish replied to tanatastic's topic in The Geek Club
I don't like tall chicks either. -
Would you take this biggun to bangtown?
lickin_starfish replied to tanatastic's topic in The Geek Club
Any chick over 140 is fat, regardless of her height. B*tches need to have some pride and stop buying into the "all about that bass" mentality. -
No way would I want a dude to massage me. I wouldn't be able to relax.