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  1. lickin_starfish

    Sneaky wife

    Yes, and I thought everything was fine until today.
  2. lickin_starfish

    Sneaky wife

    What is that, Make Up Anal?
  3. lickin_starfish

    Sneaky wife

    Thanks for the input guys. I have emailed my wife and apologized for being a whiny b1tch. She has forgiven me.
  4. lickin_starfish

    Sneaky wife

    I am assuming that she is doing innocent stuff, but I am having a hard time trusting her. She knows that I whack off just about every day. She knows that I have many gigabytes of porn. I don't hide anything from her.
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    Sneaky wife

    Grizzled and puckered small B cup.
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    Sneaky wife

    It seems to me like you are a sissy who is afraid of a little nagging. I don't hide things from my wife because marriage is about honesty.
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    Brian Westbrook

    McNabb is the best running back that Philly has.
  8. lickin_starfish

    Broncos Sign Woods....

    Philly... where receivers go to die.
  9. lickin_starfish

    Muslim shoots 5,kills 1 at Seattle Jewish Center

    All Muslims are mentally unstable, therefore this man is mentally unstable. Also, Rude Rick = Muslim
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    Microsoft Voice Recognition

    Haha, I bet that guy had sweat dripping from his nutbag.
  11. lickin_starfish

    Muslim shoots 5,kills 1 at Seattle Jewish Center

    If the man was angry with Isreal, why was he attacking people in Seattle?
  12. lickin_starfish

    So BLS is gonna dump his b!tch GF....

    Sit her down and explain to her that you are leaving because she is too b1tchy. If she gets mad and hits you, punch her right in the jaw. You don't have to take abuse from a woman, these are the days of equal rights!
  13. lickin_starfish

    Do you think Michael Strahan

    I bet he left his wife because she nagged him too much.
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    Sawilson Appreciation Thread

    Who is picking on our little angel? Let's beat 'em up!
  15. lickin_starfish

    Need advice.

    My wife mentioned going on the pill again, but I have already had a vasectomy. Should I be worried about something?
  16. lickin_starfish

    Need advice.

    TNG's gut probably looks like Dr. Frankenstein's practice slab by now anyway, so she should just get opened up again and have the ol' tubes tied. Women say they are better at handling pain, so this should be no big deal to her.
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    Need advice.

    This is all your fault. You could have had your tubes tied when you had your C-section. Why didn't you just do it then, because you want your husband to go through pain too? You are sick.
  18. lickin_starfish

    Need advice.

    I had to have my wife's consent in writing to get a vasectomy, yet if she were pregnant, she could murder our unborn child without my approval. This country heavily favors women. (Divorce courts, reproductive rights, Title IX, etc.)
  19. lickin_starfish

    Need advice.

    That's the problem: Why should he go through the agony if you aren't putting out? BTW, I have had my beans disconnected, and it's more than just "snip, snip". Women always think they have it harder than men.
  20. lickin_starfish

    Got my first birthday present today

    Her teats are too small to be droopy, but her stomach droops a bit in the belly button ring picture. She does have a cute face, though.
  21. lickin_starfish

    What's the Longest you have ever gone..

    Does it count if Sawilson plays with her cooter while she chats with you guys on FFToday?
  22. lickin_starfish

    What's up with dumbsh1ts on ebay.

    dcOne, you are a dumbsh1t on ebay. Honor the contract.
  23. lickin_starfish

    I decided on the HDTV I'm going to get.

    I suggest this one: http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.asp?...N82E16889116004 I have it and I love it. The picture quality is super.
  24. lickin_starfish

    have you ever been so embarrassed ?

    Oopsie daisy. I didn't know about that.
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    have you ever been so embarrassed ?

    Good job force feeding your fetus With the reefer. You are quite the loser I hope your child doesn't suffer From your stupidity.