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Everything posted by lickin_starfish

  1. Haha, you said "get on a bag". I'm going to use that line on my wife tonight.
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    I need medical advice (fake or real) on a kek bump.

    Stop being such a tittybaby and put some Compound W on it. Eat away your dickbump with acid and move on.
  3. This is totally reasonable. The Government needs more money so that it can make life more enjoyable for us citizens. They have proven to be thrifty with our taxes, so I don't mind giving them more money.
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    Pandora pulled a good one on me... I had it cranked up on my garage radio while I was outside doing yard work. Avenged Sevenfold/Disturbed playlist was rocking out. I went around to the front of the house to do something, and when I came back, Fallout Boy was blasting out of my garage. I felt like such a fahg, and I hope my neighbors didn't hear it.
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    so is the fight over? gay marriage

    When I was a kid, my male dog, Pepper, got loose and ran into the neighbors yard. They had a dog named Brutus, who foisted himself upon my poor little Pepper in the most horrific sex act I had ever seen. Brutus' red crayon unsheathed and stabbed at places that nature never intended. I'll never forget the look of despair on my dog's face as he looked at me for help.
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    Supremes to look at Affirmative Action again next year

    Affirmative Action is a racist policy, and it needs to end. Anyone who supports it is a racist.
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    so is the fight over? gay marriage

    I have already taught my children about the gheys. I have told them that everyone is different. Sometimes there are abnormalities that make a person weird and gross, but we should still treat them with kindness.
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    Same Sex Marriage Legalized

    Congrats to America. It was the right decision. The only question I have is: Does it smell like poop when two dudes make love?
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    Most EVIL TV/Movie character of all time

    King Joffrey from Game of Thrones or Nancy Olsen from Little House on the Prairie.
  10. We shouldn't do anything with people who use that word.
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    Anyone here own a GMC Terrain?

    I'm straight, so nope, I don't own a Terrain.
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    Insanity defense - Why does it never seem to work?

    I think that someone who uses the insanity plea should automatically get the death penalty. Insane people are menaces to society that need to be eliminated.
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    What Vehicle do you Drive?

    2011 Ram 1500 Big Horn with the 5.7 Hemi. I love it.
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    Anyone Own(ed) A Dodge Avenger ?

    My wife had an Avenger, and she liked it. It never had any mechanical problems. It was zippy and had nice styling. I personally wouldn't buy a Japanese car, no matter how many hipsters on here are crowing for them. Remember Pearl Harbor.
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    When Animals Attack

    I thought this thread was going to be about Baltimore.
  16. She seems so trustworthy that I can't wait to vote for her next year. First woman President!
  17. Wow. This guy is just plain looney.
  18. Those guys got a sh*tty deal when he infected them up their butts.
  19. Well then, that's no better than the right-wing posters. This type of thing plays right into the politicians game plans. Left and right wing constituents bickering amongst ourselves, as the Libs and Repubs work together to steal and squander our tax dollars.
  20. If you don't give a sh*t what he did, then why did you create a thread about it, you idiot?
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    Motivation Using Negativity

    The key is that you taught her to blame some of her inadequacies on the coaches. People should never have to claim 100% of the blame.
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    Would you take this biggun to bangtown?

    Women over 140 cannot be hot.
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    Would you take this biggun to bangtown?

    I don't like tall chicks either.
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    Would you take this biggun to bangtown?

    Any chick over 140 is fat, regardless of her height. B*tches need to have some pride and stop buying into the "all about that bass" mentality.
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    Would You Get a Massage by a Man

    No way would I want a dude to massage me. I wouldn't be able to relax.