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  1. lickin_starfish

    Florida Shooting

    I have a Mossberg 500 with a 10 round drum, like this video. I also put on a Magpul stock, Warhammer rail, holographic sight, flip-up sights, and flashlight.
  2. What kind of loser buys sports memorabilia?
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    No Stormy Daniels thread?

    If I were super rich and famous, you can bet your ass that I'd be banging hookers. I bet most guys would be dropping cash for ass. That's the whole point of being rich and famous.
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    No Stormy Daniels thread?

    When it all boils down, all men pay for pieces of ass in one way or another. I seriously don't give a shyt who Trump has banged.
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    Damn Obama had the NSA thread quashed!

    Did Hillary have someone at the NSA suicided?
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    Pick a song that represents you

    Tool: The Patient
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    The government will dictate exactly what people eat now?

    That's exactly the point. Make it uncomfortable to be a leech, and maybe they will work to improve their situation.
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    The government will dictate exactly what people eat now?

    Put a large troth outside of the projects housing and dump expiring food that would be thrown out from grocery stores into the troth. Beggars can't be focking choosers.
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    Spinoff: UNgay music videos.

    I thought there was a money shot at the end. Maybe there is a longer version?
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    Spinoff: UNgay music videos.

    I see that djgb beat me to it, but here's the totally NOT SAFE FOR WORK version.
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    The government will dictate exactly what people eat now?

    After 24 months on assistance, welfies should have a red "W" tatooed on their forehead, and their childrens foreheads also. There needs to be shame for people who abuse the system.
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    The government will dictate exactly what people eat now?

    Three years lifetime maximum on Government Assistance should be the law. How do I get in Trump's ear with my idea?
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    The government will dictate exactly what people eat now?

    Welfies should get a 3 pound block of cheese and a bag of rice per family per month. A dog house per person to sleep in, and a three year limit to get a job, then the cheese gets cut off.
  14. I've been out of school for many years now, but I seem to remember being taught that vast areas of land were once covered with water. That is why sea fossils can be found very far inland. How much of my tax money do I need to send for the Earth to stop doing what it has always done?
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    Oh good lord, they're protesting Peter Rabbit

    Your wife breastfeeds me too, but she isn't trying to wean me.
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    What is the 'gayest' song - Sorta spin off

    No fooking way a straight dude likes this song. Also for consideration...
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    Hot Oil Challenge

    Nah. I like deep tissue massage, not that feathery-light bullsnit.
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    Oh good lord, they're protesting Peter Rabbit

    Sony should have told them to fock off. Apologizing just paves the way for the next "offensive" issue.
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    Release the FISA memo

    Well, he probably thinks she wiped her server with a cloth, so...
  20. I hope that by declining the invitation, Jenkins helps to eliminate the laws on the books that are oppressing black people.
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    Release the FISA memo

    But have you heard how many scoops of ice cream Trump gets for dessert?
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    Windows 10 updates

    Apple makes good products for women, and for males who like their prostates checked with penises. Check out Apple's ghey-assed commercials for proof.
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    The 2018 Winter Olympics Babes Thread

    These are world-class athletic women. Don't post pictures of just their faces. They work hard to stay physically fit, so don't cheapen their efforts by not posting pictures of them in spandex.
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