lickin_starfish

Dreamers are turning parts of the country into snitholes.

100% of illegals are criminals.

You want a ticker-tape parade or something?

He's got Hillary's love juice in his eyes, he can't see the truth.

I didn't do ass-to-mouth with your mom like she wanted me to.

What if the observer is pinko-leftie? Then the teachers will get away with their bullsnit, just like when Comey and Strzok were in charge of watching Hillary.

I tickled an Asian girl and made her fart, but she was born in America. That's the closest for me.

That's exactly the point of why I can't stand Hillary or anyone supporting her. She is above the law. Trump should not have to testify under oath if Hillary didn't have to. No one in any court in America should have to testify under oath if Hillary doesn't have to.

I still care about Hillary because I truly think she belongs in jail.

Blacksnakes on a Plane

I don't care.

I voted Democrat both times Bush ran, so I feel no need to defend Bush. You can calm your clit.

Somebody is a little excited. Did I give you a boner?

"The pallets full of cash that we flew to Iran in the dead of night had nothing to do with buying our hostages back."

"The average family under the Affordable Care Act will see savings of $2,500 per year." "If you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor." "Wipe my server? You mean like with a cloth?"

He is sh#tting on Hillary's chest in a Russian hotel room.

Stinky wrinkle

The Russians hacked the game.

I got a leaflet with my latest utility bill. It said that this winter is colder than average, and that's why the bills are higher. Is my utility company a Global Warming denier?

My bottom line: Illegals should be deported, even if they aren't violent felons. Dreamies should be granted asylum, but never be able to vote. Build a big, beautiful wall. Arrest any politician who circumvents federal immigration laws.

This has been proven false.

I was just going for large masses of scumbags. Yes, the trailer park welfare rats should also have to work.

You want to expand the workforce while decreasing immigration? Make the inner city welfare scumbags go to work.

We'd better not see one girl power commercial then.

This has been proven false.