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  1. lickin_starfish

    Next in line Aziz Ansari...this is getting stupid

    I finger blasted a fat chick in high school 27 years ago. Looking back, I feel ashamed that it happened. Do I have a legitimate case that she assaulted me? I don't remember saying yes. #metoo
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    Dude gets BJ after Iggles game

    She can always claim rape if she becomes embarrassed and changes her mind about consent.
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    Ho hum another run

    Of the 12 games, how many were won by cheating, or help from the officials?
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    Global Warming on Friday and Climate Change on Saturday.
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    Chelsea Manning for Senate

    Why do you keep calling him "she"?
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    Not sure this is true

    In summary, this thread boils down to: Whiff thinks Trump is a dummie and a meanie.
  7. It's a good sign that the Left is attacking with the race card. It's the last bullet in their magazine.
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    Not sure this is true

    Jesus Christmas, this guy is just plain looney for anything Trump.
  9. Trump said shiithole. Can we impeach him for that? Waaah!
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    Senator Feinstein's best day ever

    He may not be dumb, but he sure is blind.
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    Can't make this up

    This is what America has come to? I can't wait for this girl power bullsh*t to be over.
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    Senator Feinstein's best day ever

    The crazy ones are better in the sack. Just don't let them find out where you live or work.
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    Oprah possibly hinted at running for POTUS

    Why do we keep voting Democrat, when they haven't driven policies to help us out of the welfare class?
  14. Global warming makes iguanas freeze out of trees, because science. If you don't get it, you're racist.
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    Courtney Roland

    Snatch is fun to say.
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    Rank them. Tough one.

    The one on the left is Sarah Jessica Parker, and the one on the right is Jason Bateman.
  17. It is simply astounding how blind people can be when it comes to the wrongdoings of their political heroes.
  18. Andie Cuomo should lower my taxes instead of suing Trump.
  19. lickin_starfish

    Who’s drinkin tonight?

    Well, I don't care who hits it, but SOMEBODY had better do it before it heals over.
  20. lickin_starfish

    Who’s drinkin tonight?

    My wife just took a shower and washed her snooch, so I'm guessing she's wanting the D.
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    Who’s drinkin tonight?

    Two dixie cups of St Brendan's Irish Cream and Hoegaarden beer. Working in my woodshop and watching the Chiefs choke.
  22. She is in the position of power. Sue her and the company.
  23. I have had multiple women grab my ass at work. One of them scooped so deep the her finger touched my anus. Why the fock aren't women being called out for the they do? Men aren't the only sexual pigs in society. Look at all the women teachers banging their students. This all comes from the goddamned Girl Power movement that was supposed to accompany our first woman President.
  24. As a casual observer, I think I know why they are having a hard time finding hard evidence... Hillary destroyed it.
  25. So criminals shouldn't be brought to justice if they are someone's political opponent?