NorthernVike

About focking time.

At least you didn't roll out of bed.

I'm having a Jameson 7. Here's a Kewrs Lite for you Who else wants one.

A fifth of Bourbon?

It's an alien probe. edjr is waiting patiently with his arse in the air.

Jokes are supposed to be funny :redtodd:

Knoephla

Bring it on!

Hookers, cheaper than marriage.

Hayslips Corner in Talmoon Minnesota. Oldest bar in Minny.

My offer stands. Let's go fishing.

I know I haven't been around much but, when did you abandon comrade Xi Jinping? Also welcome home. Was there a thread about this?

I was accused of murder by the po po. We were a foster home for five years. I have a small peenie.

I was 38 when I joined this shiot hole.

Meh

Shiot week followed by major storms in my area. Lost twelve trees in my yard Fock it, I'm going to the lake and get drunk.

MPLS and St Paul have turned into shitholes and you know it.

The rumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated. Doing well my friend.

Citiots have destroyed this state.

He's sure holding her tatta's tight.

He's trying to be a poosay whisperer

I'm currently at 15 1/2 years. I take Wed. afternoons off and I can take any single or couple of days I want. But if I took a whole week off, it wouldn't be worth the mess on my desk for the next month.

I am your mayor now. Focking terrorist.