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  1. NorthernVike

    Top 25 GC Slam Drunk Contest

    1. Bunny Basturd
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    Best Dunk of the Year so far

    Still kickin my friend. Stay thirsty.
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    Best Dunk of the Year so far

    For focks sake. I read the title as best drunk of the year.
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    The 'super blood wolf moon eclipse'

    Here's your guide to the 'super blood wolf moon eclipse' that's coming this weekend Sure, you may know the "super blood wolf moon eclipse" is coming to a sky near you this weekend. But what exactly does it mean? Unquestionably, the main event is the total lunar eclipse, also known as an eclipse of the moon, which will start late Sunday, Jan. 20, and finish early Monday, Jan. 21 (Eastern time). This type of eclipse happens when the moon passes fully into the shadow of Earth. Beyond that, despite all the hullabaloo over the various names, there's still only one moon. There's no separate super, blood, wolf or anything else moon. Supermoon: A supermoon occurs when the full moon is at the closest point of its orbit to the Earth, which is also called the perigee. That makes the moon look extra close and extra bright – up to 14 percent bigger and 30 percent brighter than a full moon at its farthest point from Earth, known as the apogee, NASA said. This is the first of three supermoons in 2019. The others will be on Feb. 19 and March 21. Of these, the Feb. 19 full moon will be the closest and largest full supermoon of 2019. "Blood" moon: That is just the reddish color the moon will appear during the total lunar eclipse. The moon won't turn black or vanish from the sky; instead it will appear to be a "reddish copper color," Murphy said, hence the name blood moon. Although the moon is in Earth's shadow, some sunlight still reaches the moon. The sunlight passes through Earth's atmosphere, which causes our atmosphere to filter out most of the blue light. This makes the moon appear red to people on Earth. "Wolf" moon: According to the Old Farmer's Almanac, Native Americans called the January full moon the "wolf" moon because it appeared when wolves howled in hunger outside the villages. The almanac said ancient peoples commonly tracked the seasons by following the lunar calendar (vs. today’s solar calendar). For millennia, people across the world named the months after nature’s cues. This shiot is getting out of hand.
  5. Jesus Chrysler has gone grey. The real question is...Will he take the hint this time? I vote no.
  6. NorthernVike

    💥

    I woke up to a blowjob this morning..... last time I sleep with my mouth open.
  7. NorthernVike

    Coronavirus - Doomsday

    Biggest hoax and waste of money in the history of mankind. Marked safe from the jab.
  8. NorthernVike

    Wherefore art thou Grape Soda?

    I never realized you were black.
  9. NorthernVike

    where will trump exile?

    I was going to say 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.
  10. NorthernVike

    Taiwan - doomsday

    Fock China, nuke em.
  11. NorthernVike

    Wally Cleaver is dead

    How the fock can they report he's dead when he's not? Fock news people.
  12. NorthernVike

    Year, make, model and miles on your daily driver

    Still driving my 2013 F250. On a bright note, the wife's 2017 Expedition is paid off this week. 5 years at 0% interest.
  13. NorthernVike

    Man shoves his entire head up a vagina!

    Look down and you'll see it live.
  14. NorthernVike

    Here we go

    Can SIZE?!!!! also...welcome
  15. NorthernVike

    Libruhl SCOTUS rules for migrants$#@!$#@$!!!

    You sound like a sore winner on this one.
  16. NorthernVike

    R. Kelly gets 30 years in prison for sex crimes...

    Dat's racist. He be gettin' a harsher sentence the Epstein's biotch.
  17. NorthernVike

    Saudi Golf Tour

    LIV > PGA
  18. I'm going with 346. I may be low but with the price of gas, I think I'll be close.
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    Smear the queer?

    Fock yeah. I grew up in the good ol' days.
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    Roe V Wade overturned!!! Leaked, SCOTUS SHOULD BE IMPEACHED

    Love watching liberals lose their shiot. My new favorite past time.
  21. NorthernVike

    I'm going to go ahead and throw a name out there.

    Thomas the Train
  22. NorthernVike

    **2022 US Open Thread (Golf)**

    I'm hoping a LIV player wins it. Suck it Mcilory.
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    I Got A Thread Deleted

    Slow clap.
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