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  1. NorthernVike

    Hulk feels up his daughter

    The good o'l days of wrasslen'
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    I didn't want to say this in GFIAFP brothers thread

    GF, sorry for posting this thread. If you want it gone just say so and I will delete it.
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    Okay, this may not be good

    He dose not have colon cancer. He masturbates regularly and that eliminates the possibility of colon cancer. So I read in an other thread
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    My brother died

    Generally suicide only negates life insurance during the first two years of the policy. There is still hope that they could collect if he had any.
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    She's just a girl

    BINGO
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    Okay, this may not be good

    Isn't that cute, she's worried about you
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    I didn't want to say this in GFIAFP brothers thread

    This is true, hence my reasoning for starting this thread.
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    Okay, this may not be good

    Don't worry about it. You just tried to hard and popped a roid.
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    I didn't want to say this in GFIAFP brothers thread

    He's not that good
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    XBox 360 or Playstation 3

    Meybe y'all should go out and get a ball and glove. Get your fat arses off of the couch. Leave teh games for the kiddies
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    Talk about Big Balls

    It will be the biggest softball O'riley has ever thrown
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    She's just a girl

    Who do you think she is....Miley Cyrus
  13. NorthernVike

    Scherber

    This should motivate you. Make the team and get on TV, I'll send you the one I won in last years draft contest
  14. NorthernVike

    Pacman goes to Dallas

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    Mid East policy and Israel

    Let me get my popcorn ready
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    GEEK PARENTS!

    So my bastard child cries all night long and my wiff is alway in the babies room trying to shut the littlefucker up. I lay in bed bored off my asss. I try to rub one out since I'm not gettin' any from the old lady. But with all the screaming and crying that the little waist of air is doing I can't keep it up I thought about contacting GettnHuge for some of his Viagra but that just seems like a waste to me. Now if my wiff would come in here and give me a BJ my problem would be solved. But no, she's a big "RedTodd's private parts" and refuses to do her marriage obligation. I need help dangnabit
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    Mid East policy and Israel

    No he forgot the option: Nuke them all including Israel
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    Mid East policy and Israel

    What I find funny is that Israelis are towel heads themselves, they just modified it to look like a beanie.
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    Are you ready for 5.00 per gallon gas?

    Where are they going to dump them? No one has the ability to take that much on. Therefore they are focked. They are forced to hold onto them until our dollar rebounds and then they will want to keep them. Its a nice little payback for flooding our country with their cheap shat for the last couple of decades.
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    Grand Theft Auto IV

    any werd on Nintendo64 version?
  21. NorthernVike

    AP Poll: Clinton leads McCain by 9 points

    I just love polls The Clintons probably made this shat up so she can use it in her campain againt Obamamamama.
  22. NorthernVike

    Confirmed: Roger Clemens had an affair with 15yr old!

    You gotta love a good whorra
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    What is your highest score in WII bowling?

    Althou this is true, at least the WII makes lazy fat kids get off their arses and do something. Heck, they are even marketing WII's to fat chicks now.
  24. NorthernVike

    Building a shed

    I build a 12X16 shed a few years back. Riding lawn tractor(yes tractor, 24 hp diesel w/3pt hitch and PTO), Snow blower, and push mower. Along with some rakes and other small crap and you can not walk around in the dang thing. I also added a loft against the back wall. Roll up garage type door. The only thing I would change would be to make it about 10X the size. Make it as big as you can. You will fill it up fast.
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