Jump to content

NorthernVike

Members
  • Content Count

    39,612
  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Days Won

    49

Everything posted by NorthernVike

  1. NorthernVike

    Change the handle above you

    Siouxie
  2. NorthernVike

    I used to like Bill Clinton

    Are you sure? Bill: Hey Ms. Lewinsky come into my office. Monica: Yes Mr. President? Bill: I have a very important meeting with the leader of N. Korea in the morning and I'm very stressed out. How would you like to help out your country by relieving my stress so I can think straight while dealing with that heathen. Monica: I'll do anything for my country Mr. President. How can I help? Bill: :unzips pants: Monica: He he he, its crooked Bill: Shut-up bietch and suck Monica: :slurp: Bill: uuuuggggghhhh Monica: You got it on my new dress. Bill: Here's ten bucks go get it washed. Monica: Do you need anything else Mr President? Bill: Not now, but come back tomorrow and bring me a cigar when you do.
  3. NorthernVike

    I used to like Bill Clinton

    Making some poor litle intern suck his cack was not enough for you to tell he's an a$$?
  4. NorthernVike

    Now THAT's parenting

    I disagree completely, I now know not to live anywhere near Commerce City, CO.
  5. NorthernVike

    Now THAT's parenting

    All it means is that he will be to lazy to steal
  6. NorthernVike

    I had no idea...

  7. NorthernVike

    Now THAT's parenting

    He already did. Its called the Democratic Party HTH
  8. NorthernVike

    I had no idea...

    Hi new best friend
  9. NorthernVike

    Me_2006

    this is the correct answerer
  10. Are you flying American Airlines? If so you don't have to worry about a thing. You wont have a flight.
  11. NorthernVike

    How do I get started molesting?

    If I were rich enough to hand out Hannah Montana tickets I could just order a child bride from Indonesia
  12. NorthernVike

    How do I get started molesting?

    GFIAFP any advise? also:
  13. NorthernVike

    D1ck Chaney parties with a hooker?

    Finally the man has earned my respect
  14. NorthernVike

    D1ck Chaney parties with a hooker?

    Check out the shades
  15. NorthernVike

    Me_2006

    If you woke up in your tent with your pants around your ankles and an empty Vaseline jar next to you would you tell anyone?
  16. NorthernVike

    Who are the most controversial posters at FFT?

    You said you wouldn't kiss and tell
  17. NorthernVike

    Who are the most controversial posters at FFT?

    Is this the list of the most ghey at fft?
  18. NorthernVike

    tomorrow is april 11

    Congrats on making it During your sabbatical did you come to your senses and realize Obamamamamama is a joke?
  19. NorthernVike

    My Boat is almost ready...

    itsatip. We were 8 miles out in the midle of a frozen lake. The ice was over 30 inches thick. This winter I slept out on the ice for 15 nights. Drank a few beers caught some fish
  20. NorthernVike

    My Boat is almost ready...

    Hard water >>> Soft water
  21. The problem with that argument is that most teams they will face in the regular season do not have the talent on D to do what the Giants did in the SB. I'd take Moss around 7 or 8 and if he goes rite before me, if I pick late, Brady would be the name I call.
  22. NorthernVike

    2009 NFL Mock Draft

    Brian Billick returns to Minnesota No way in H3ll dose Detroit picks 20th
  23. NorthernVike

    I had no idea...

    You forgot "Who are you?" BTW: Who are you?
  24. NorthernVike

    At funerals, why do you always hear people say..

    That reminds me, how's your mom doing?
×