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NorthernVike

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  1. From the river to the sea, make Minnesota somali free!
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    20 years on Nov 26…Silverback Status.

    Rats ass
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    I’m Doing Stand-Up This Month…

    There better be at least one cat joke in there.
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    How many times a day do you say FOCK ?

    How the fock am I supposed to focking know. Fockin' A.
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    What's your favorite nude scenes?

    There are definitely more Any nude scene from the movie Gia NSFW The pool house from Fast Times at Ridgemont High Devils Advocate NSFW What you got?
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    Tell a good joke

    Today, my wife apologized to me for the first time! She siad she was sorry she ever me me. :redtodd:
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    Tell a good joke

    What do you call a black guy in outer space? An astronaut you focking racist.
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    Retirement Calculator - Social Security

    Old focker.
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    Minnesota

    North of St. Cloud is still good. Too cold for the rif-raft.
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    Sux or Bunny...Who wins?

    I'm betting on the over under on number of Coors Light. Take the over.
  11. 5 Million? Big deal. Minnesota Democrats say hold my beer.
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    Louisiana Rocks

    No ice fishing.
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    Happy Ghey Friday

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    My grief counselor died

    Saw a sign in a shop window yesterday that read... I'd rather have 1,000 Muslim customers than 1 US soldier. Funeral directors are funny people. :redtodd:
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    Tim’s thread about anything but politics

    The northern lights were pretty cool last night.
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    Your Favorite Wrassling Stars

    Old skool... Wildfire Tommy Rich
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    So....What did I miss here over the last month?

    I came back. Kind of.
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    Aphorisms

    It's not whether you win or lose, but how you place the blame.
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    Mcdonald’s

    Did you pay cash? Those cheap bastages are rounding up or down as they will no longer use pennies. Cash is KING!
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    Nancy Pelosi plans to retire in 2027

    She was a drunken fool for the past 20 years. Good riddance.
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    Nancy Pelosi plans to retire in 2027

    Can we get back to talking about the devil woman please.
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    Nancy Pelosi plans to retire in 2027

    Holy shiot. I acree with you.
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    Minnesota

    That's a lot of if's My son lives across the street from Huntington Bank Stadium, I tell him to keep his head on a swivel and not stay out too late. Dinky town has turned into a shiothole also.
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