titans&bucs&bearsohmy!

Disappointing. Judging from the title, I assumed this thread was video of one of kutulu and the Mrs. secks parties. (there was a link off that page to the original 2 girls one cup. Nastiest thing I've ever seen, and hopefully, that I ever will. If you can watch that without dry heaving, you are a sick sick fock.)

I read something about that... I think it was mini-link sausage, but that may not have been talking about the food.

It sure is a good thing that religious fanaticism and intelligence so rarely coexist in the same body.

Hey Hawking. Why don't you worry about walking before you get worried about time travel. He probably just wants to go back in time to tell his mom to put the vodka down while he was in the oven.

Man you could have fun quoting her father's lines as you drilled her. Play the Terminator 2 soundtrack really focking loud and go all skynet on her ass.

somehow i'm guessing none of these are the MUA you are referring to ****** MUA Mail User Agent (Internet email) ***** MUA Marvel Ultimate Alliance ***** MUA Maritime Union of Australia **** MUA Make Up Artist (fashion and beauty) *** MUA Makeup Air (HVAC industry) *** MUA Ministry of University Affairs (of Thailand) *** MUA Manipulation Under Anaesthesia (physical therapy) *** MUA Multi-Unit Activity *** MUA Memorandum of Understanding and Agreement *** MUA Makeup Alley (website) *** MUA Malaysian Urological Association ** MUA Materials Usage Agreement ** MUA Multiattribute Utility Analysis ** MUA Maximum Usable Altitude ** MUA Malicious User Activity ** MUA Management User Agent ** MUA Maintenance Group Unblocking (CCS #7 ITU-T) ** MUA Made Up Acronym * MUA Motorized Unit of Action * MUA Mujeres Unidas y Activas * MUA Municipal Utilities Authority * MUA Museum of Underwater Archaeology * MUA Measurement Uncertainty Analysis * MUA Medically Underserved Area (US HRSA) * MUA Meritorious Unit Award (US DoD) * MUA Military Utility Assessment * MUA Miniature Unmanned Aircraft (US DoD) Don't banish me. How else will I learn? If it wasn't for this board, I wouldn't know what mungwater or tubgirl are. Speaking of the patron saint of the Geek Club, someone needs to post a link to her for our new member to appreciate.

Naomi, you are a trooper, and one of the more intelligent posters around here, even if I disagree with most of it. Just for the record.

All right nikki, I'm going to take you on your word that you are a new chick with a sweet rack. Lemmie give you a geek club crash course. Here are the ropes... 1. Alias hunting is the sport of kings around here. You will constantly be accused of being someones alias. In your case, you have been accused of being a NewbieJr alias, who was self banned from the bored for welching a bet I think. 2. We have some unique spelling around here. This is a bored, not a board. Curse words are usually spelled oddly, such as fock, so as to avoid our language filter. Oh, and don't worry about moderation, we don't have any. 3. Yes, there are other (alleged) wimmens around here. Peenie, thenewgirl, naomi, just to name a few. The tend to get pissed and run off from time to time, as we make horrible fat jokes (TNG), racist jokes (peenie) and christian virgin jokes (naomi). But, like a girl with daddy issues, they always come back. 4. This bored has a lot of boring political crap on it. There are trolls for both sides. A good rule of them is that any thread started by recliner pilot is right wing pap, and can be ignored, unless you enjoy arguing with a moron. 5. Cast of characters, just to catch you up... phillybear- one of our most venerated members, a true silverback. He is a bit ornery, extremely sexist, and likes to kill people. Sux- self proclaimed king of the bored. Really just a pathetic focker who drinks coors light and focks his cats. MedStudent - gives us stories about digitally penetrating people's asses. Also occasionally lets us run his dating life, much to our hilarity. Recliner Pilot- right wing troll. Mumbles conspiracy theories about Obama in his sleep. Fun to own, then gets old. BLS - gun nut survivalist type. Good people though. thenewgirl - a chick we all call fat, and piss off. Its fun. Peenie - our resident black girl. We make racist comments, she gets pissed and deletes her threads. Its fun. MikeFFToday - our fearless leader. You won't see him much, although once in a blue moon he gets pissy and deletes a particularly offensive thread. Kutulu - borderline retard stoner. we've all focked his wife by the way. Giants Fan - The most idiotic poster on the internet. Trust me. His threads make you want to kill yourself. Just ask his brother. That about covers it. Oh, BTW, those acronyms mean... ATM - Ass To Mouth. This involves focking a woman (or man in edjr's case) in the ass, and then shoving your sh!t encrusted cack into her mouth. GFIAFP - Giants Fan Is A Focking Poosay. kind of the catchphrase around here. MUA - Made Up Acronym. Welome, hope you stick around. Now, please post pics of your cans. Just for verification purposes. Then make me a sammich.

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That's quite a turdcutter on that broad.

Just curious, what do you geeks do for fun? Hobbies, etc. I know we all are avid football fans, or we wouldn't be here. I know some of you are avid hunters/gun nuts. Some of you compulsively stalk Obama, or murder prostitutes. What else? Tailgating? Clubbing? Stamp collecting? I play chess. In fact, I am playing in a tournament tomorrow. It has become something of an addiction actually, but its cheap, and I enjoy it. Anyway, just curious if any of you have lives aside from here.

Bull Gets Even I love it when the Bull wins.

I love diplomacy. A geek diplomacy game would be vicious! We should try to make that happen (you can play online).

Richard Thompson is the most underrated. If you don't know him, check it out.

Nobody start a thread about abusing retards, or mike will it. I think this guy must be securing Naomi's chastity belt.

I voted "other" as in, "who gives a crap for this faggit sport, football is here!"

If I were the judge, the attorney who filed this would be hit with sanctions, and referred to the local bar. I would also enter a court order that the plaintiff may never play video games again, under penalty of incarceration. Damn I'd be a good judge. I think I'll run some day.

Dude, not having to shop for clothes is one of the biggest perks of marriage. I haven't bought myself a single article of clothing in three years.

The passing game will be good enough to keep the defense honest. This is the best WR/TE group the Titans have ever had, and Young, while no pro-bowl caliber qb, has improved to at least a solid NFL QB.

Nah, fock that. The only people who care if something is "in" or "out" (I'm talking regular clothes, not sh!t like members only jackets) are wimmens and gheys. Besides, I'm married now, so I have a personal shopper who handles that sh!t for me anyway.

See for me, undershirts were never about fashion. It was about absorbing sweat before it forms pitt rings and back sweat, which chicks definitely don't dig. (my main club days were in Tampa Florida, where it is hot as hell, even at night.)

Did TNG make it?

That depends. We talking state pound-me-in-the-ass prison, or federal Martha Stewart country club prison? Solitary confinement, where I can read, and play on the interweb, or bunking with Rasheed, a 300 lb. gang member? Oh, and in the incredibly likely event that I don't live through the year, does my wife get the money? All of it, or a pro-rated share? For the hard time, It would take at least 5 to 10 mil.

My favorite part is the guy pulling on the bull's tail. Like that's gonna do sh!t.

I nominate wiffleball.