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Why can’t these losers find something else to do?

And apparently it means there are multiple universes because the speed with which it computes could not be possible otherwise Google on Monday announced Willow, its latest, greatest quantum computing chip. The speed and reliability performance claims Google’s made about this chip were newsworthy in themselves, but what really caught the tech industry’s attention was an even wilder claim tucked into the blog post about the chip. Google Quantum AI founder Hartmut Neven wrote in his blog post that this chip was so mind-boggling fast that it must have borrowed computational power from other universes. Ergo the chip’s performance indicates that parallel universes exist and “we live in a multiverse.” Here’s the passage: This drop-the-mic moment on the nature of reality was met with skepticism by some, but, surprisingly, others on the internet who profess to understand these things argued that Nevan’s conclusionswere more than plausible. The multiverse, while stuff of science fiction, is also an area of serious study by the founders of quantum physics. The skeptics, however, point out that the performance claims are based on the benchmark that Google itself created some years ago to measure quantum performance. That alone doesn’t prove that parallel versions of you aren’t running around in other universes — just where the underlying measuring stick came from. https://techcrunch.com/2024/12/10/google-says-its-new-quantum-chip-indicates-that-multiple-universes-exist/

I’m putting you down for gheys are okay This one is a little less clear

Just put an exclamation point at the end

The dwarf guy? Probably

Finally watched Maxxxine last night. Not as good as Pearl or X. But not bad. Basically you watch this one because you want to fock Mia Goth. Which I do. Also Kevin Bacon was pretty amusing.

Maybe I’ll check it out then. First one was pretty forgettable so I was going to probably skip the sequel. But if it’s better…

No, it’s called Willow

I’m sure you don’t, because your master, Putin, has very different things to say about both

So you’re in favor of universal healthcare?

I dunno, the CEO is just a guy doing a job. Granted he got paid a lot of $$$ and worked for a sh1t company (it seems), but I don’t think that means it’s okay to kill him. Kinda shocked so many people seem to think it was okay to murder him, actually

He’s an entitled rich baby thought he could even get away with murder. Fock him

Waaaa! Fock this guy (the killer, not you )

Jeez dude, if you’re going to cry like a b1tch for getting suspended, at least don’t use the n word repeatedly

Guyliner says this is a lie

It’d be nice if they just, you know, reported the news

Fock this guy. I was never on his side because that’s ridiculous, but this kid is just some whiny rich pr1ck

Where’s my trophy?

Not such a good move blowing a top of the second pick on a guy that may never play a meaningful snap

Jeez what kind of horrible back injury could a 26 year old rich boy get? Let me guess, surfing or something?

One uses the pull down menu at the top right

Today’s leader, thus far, is Strike. MDC hot on his heels. Followed closely by Moscow Jon and Phatass Phil! Who will take it down the stretch??

Betrayed her principles for MAGA. Not that that’s any surprise

Don’t pretend you don’t know

He must work out!