jerryskids

Fock, I don't remember who was who. I'm going for sushi.

No comment.

Sigh... I don't know what your first language is, but perhaps you should issue your releases in that.

Look McFly, you can try to play torridjoe all you want and try to wordsmith it. I get that it was intended to be a single release, you released the wrong version, then released a second one which was the right version with a typo. Ergo you issued two press releases. If you put half of the energy into your client's releases as you do looking for loopholes here, you might just be successful someday.

Congrats on the successful surgery. :highfive:

Think I'll just sit back with my :popcorn: and see how this unfolds.

Says the guy who issued the press release with the typo. You made two mistakes: 1. Issued the wrong version. 2. Issued the correct version with a typo. Did I miss anything?

I didn't know I had established any kind of expectation for my posts. I'll try to be better in the future. Since I disappointed you: Did you feel like you could hear the sound of his ball sack slapping against your ass?

I know this wasn't addressed to me, but I thought I'd help. Yes.

I can't believe I missed this thread until now! To see if I understand: - Magic the Gathering is a mentally challenging game. - SUXBNME doesn't want to be smart anymore so he wants to get rid of his. - SteveJohnson was the kid in school who threw something at another kid, and when that kid started chasing him, cried for the teacher to stop the bully. Did I miss anything?

No, I make mistakes. However, if I were to make a mistake on the first press release, I would be extra careful on the second one.

Seriously, isn't your job to issue a factually correct, error-free press release? If not, what value are you providing in the process?

Tears of joy? I hear ya brutha.

Next time perhaps you should do your job better.

You mean him being an alias of one of the chosen few?

Fock, you beat my pathetic Dbacks. Twice. Dbacks were supposed to have more offense but no pitching this year, the opposite has been the case. Congrats Brewers fans.

This is profound, in a whogivesafock way.

Sounded like mebbe on the radio.

So what was the focking outcome?

I always figured that the plan was for Judas to turn him over. Jesus' death and resurrection was kinda the whole point. So I don't see the big deal of the new gospel.

To me it sounded more like "glub glub slurp glub," but I suppose that could be what you were saying.

If I recall, for you I just pointed at my crotch and said, "hey, it ain't gonna suck itself you know."

Should hit that no problem.