jerryskids

Deadpan humor, like Uncle Payton and Uncle Eli?

He did not look very good at football.

You keep doubling down with dumber answers to your dumb question.

No therapist would. Is this your big point? You ask a stupid question, then say your pretty sure the solution isn't a stupid answer?

Noticed that Tim ignored your answer to his inane question. Hey Tim, how exactly does someone with anorexia get "treated"? How exactly does someone with bulimia get "treated"? Depression? Pedophilia? Any mental illness?

Occam's Razor says he knew about the mortgage fraud Cook committed at the Cabinet meeting. Unless you are proposing that he said it, then sent his good squad to furiously find something, and within 24 hours they found this.

I've got a new mental image of you that I can't unsee.

That's awesome!

Gavin Newsom just lost the Christian vote, for sure the Catholic vote. You had a nice run, you smarmy monorail salesman, but it's over now. This is so disturbingly insensitive, Trump is probably shocked by it.

I don't get this. If Trump "got rid of it," then it couldn't have been legislation, because POTUS can't do it. So was it an executive order? If so, Tim's response doesn't fly.

I'm guessing Kyle Griffin didn't give Squissy this answer.

Good question. Does anyone know? As far as I can tell she has spent most of the time at home day drinking and playing solitaire on her computer, does she need a guard detail for that?

Blue is a manly color, I'll take it. Certainly better than those yellow phags.

I got the only A grade for drafts from ESPN! Winning$#@! Who am I kidding, I'm destined to miss the playoffs now.

I think that IDF is waiting for the residents to leave, maybe to the movies, so they can blow up each house. And then the residents can die a slow, painful death from exposure. Because just killing them wouldn't be painful enough.

Every Palestinian is dead?

They are blowing them all up? Dang bro, you win, that's a war crime!

"Pfft. Who could use trees for cover?" General Cornwallis, and Private TimHauck

You were there and scoped out the terrain?

Helps to score the horny sexy flight attendants.

Your ass

Not a serious poster.

Yeah, I took French has well. In my defense, I had it in grade school as part of a pilot program of early immersion (IMO it failed, as I can't speak it and can barely read some). And this was Pennsylvania in the 80s, so we were closer to the frogs in Quebec. So the choice to have it as a punt class in HS was easy. Well, mostly easy. The Spanish teacher was muy caliente, whereas the French teacher was the frumpy wife of a vice principal. Living in Phoenix for 35 years, I've picked up a decent amount of Mexican, particularly reading which is easier than speaking IMO. My kids had it in school and are way better at it than I am. They probably learned more working at servers at places like Denny's than they did in school, tho.