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  1. Congrats! $17K will buy a lot of beer!
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    Health note. Get your colonoscopies.

    Same. My dad died of colon cancer, so I had my first scope in my late 40s. They removed 3 polyps that they called pre-cancerous, so I get a scope every 3 years or so. Interestingly, I get my lower torso CT scanned at least once a year as part of my other cancer monitoring, but they still suggest I do the colonoscopy. I guess there is nothing as good as shoving a camera up your ass to see little polyps.
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    ***2025 EdEx PGA CHAMPIONSHIP at Quail Holler***

    Although Scheffler boat raced for the win, from an Edex perspective, that was hella exciting. At one point I was within 3 of Cloaca early, but then Xander pooped the bed on those last three holes (best closing holes in golf?) and Si Flair forgot how to wrestle errrr... golf on the front nine, and I was sure I was out of it. I can't recall bouncing between both sides so many times in a tourney. Anyway, looks like I won $40 and owe $40 to finish out the season, so @WhiteWonderplease put my money towards that. See you ... next week for the Memorial I think.
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    ***2025 EdEx PGA CHAMPIONSHIP at Quail Holler***

    Best comment: petermurrayphoto 22h You’re supposed to do that before the round. These pros have no idea what they’re doing.
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    ***2025 EdEx PGA CHAMPIONSHIP at Quail Holler***

    Focking Scheffler
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    Health note. Get your colonoscopies.

    Dang, best of luck on the recovery and prognosis. If you ever want to chat about things, shoot me a message.
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    ***2025 EdEx PGA CHAMPIONSHIP at Quail Holler***

    I get it. Honestly, I stopped following and started doing honey-do crap when it looked like my entire team might MC.
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    ***2025 EdEx PGA CHAMPIONSHIP at Quail Holler***

    Blow me. Also I think Dain missed the cut. Also also... ... good win Cloaca!
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    ***2025 EdEx PGA CHAMPIONSHIP at Quail Holler***

    Si Woooo Kim got an ace, what do i win?!
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    What would be the news headline if Kamala was President?

    POTUS sets up daily conference call with Europe at noon, stating "it's 5:00 there *HICCUP*!"
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    What would be the news headline if Kamala was President?

    POTUS sets White House record for online solitaire score!
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    War in Israel

    Amazing, it's as if you didn't read a word I said. Yes, it is immoral to starve children. Hamas is starving the children. If you give them food, Hamas will take it, then send another photo of a child which THEY are starving. Yet you have no expectations of Hamas. Israel isn't creating any enemies. Hamas creates them, and their culture creates Hamas. What, did the Palestinians just love Israel and the Jews prior to 10/7? Did you see the polls after Hamas murdered, raped, and burned innocent women and children? I'm sorry that it angry me but I cannot believe that we have created so many idiots in this country that think if Israel just does [insert whatever] a little bit more, everyone in Gaza will hold hands with Jews and sing Kumbaya.
  13. That's a far cry from beyond a reasonable doubt for second degree murder. Floyd also had significant cardiovascular issues: https://www.cnn.com/2021/04/14/us/derek-chauvin-trial-george-floyd-day-13 His conviction of murder 2 was a miscarriage of justice.
  14. I would guess you are 12 yrs old, but that would be insulting to middle schoolers. But hey, tell us how the death penalty is a good contribution to our discussion.
  15. It seems like whenever we get good dialog going, you chime in with idiocy like giving them the death penalty. I really hope you are trolling, because the thought of someone being this dumb is disturbing.
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    War in Israel

    Please tell me that you are not so naive as to think that any aid provided to Gaza will go to starving kids like your BBC poster child. Looks like you've mostly covered it, Voltaire. Here's how this goes down in Tim's world. Hamas Information Minister (while gnawing on a roasted pheasant bone): sends photo of some starving kid they deem expendable, which is all of them. Lefties in the West: "Oh noes, let's send more money and food to help them!" Hamas Information Minister (while piling up donations and food intended for starving people): First kid dies, whatever. Sends a picture of another kid. Lefties in the West: Israel is so mean! But not Hamas, they have a great spot on my intersectional bingo card! Rinse and repeat.
  17. What's this now? I've heard Ben Shapiro make a case for Trump to pardon him of federal charges, but he'd still have the state conviction.
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    I Turn 55 The Other Day & What Discounts Do I Get?

    Dood, you haven't lived until you've had a horny GILF baboonette tongue fock your starfish. Also I may have just killed this thread.
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    I Turn 55 The Other Day & What Discounts Do I Get?

    "Fit" mostly means certain parts work adequately. Single i guess depends on your wife's willingness to share. That being said, if you want to be the alpha baboon having the choicest GILF baboonettes licking your bunghole, it's best to hit the gym occasionally.
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    I Turn 55 The Other Day & What Discounts Do I Get?

    At 55, as a fit single man, you can move into a retirement community and bang all the lonely, horny GILFs who haven't had a man in years.
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    ***2025 EdEx PGA CHAMPIONSHIP at Quail Holler***

    Alts: Brian Harman, David Puig
  22. Hey there Keir, welcome to Racistville, population you and the rational people of the US and UK$#@! https://www.npr.org/2025/05/12/g-s1-65953/uk-immigration-visa-restrictions English language requirements? Island of strangers? Increased time for citizenship? Reduced hiring? Might as well get your Klan robe, Keir. You've clearly forgotten that flooding your country with people from cultures which are antithetical to democracy is a good thing.
  23. I would think there is established legal precedent on this
  24. That article opens by saying her behavior was egregious. Then says lawyers can do lawyer things to defend it. I'm left to conclude yet again that you don't read your own links.
  25. What I've learned from this thread is that you think it's OK for a judge to blatantly break the law because... constitution words. Did I get that right?
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