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He reminds me of this scene except the monster in the scene takes bigger sh!ts than him…

My Lady makes me this. I bathe in shame knowing the Cobb isn’t cumming.

NSFW- Language Her???

Having that right brake handle and being able to drift was the best. As soon I got a new one, I’d ripped the glrly tassels of the handles and then toss the flag. Bra

That’s a story that gives Sux an instant boner

I loved my big wheel and went through two a year. Then I graduated to the Scrambler with the black rims. I loved that bike. Then I graduated to fat chicks.

If I remember correctly this happened to Air America radio station. And it was fawking funny as it was pure hatred for anyone who didn’t agree with their progressive agenda. Randi Rhodes and Al Franken were hilariousy stoopid. But tha one that came on at night with Mike Malloy was pure entertainment for those on the right, like me, to laugh at him. No one was listening, so, bye bye.

I used to the wheel and jump rope. Then do fifty pushups and fifty sit ups during every commercial break during Letterman. No chance in hell I could do it now.

Pensacola Beach,FL was an amazing place for us kids. We almost always went for Easter. I was an only child so my cool Pops always let me bring friends. We’d also go July 4.

You should,ugghhh, Peenie this thread

Jerry posted a pick of them on a cruise years ago with his beautiful wifey wearing a bikini that looked like a lava lamp blew up. Very hot. I. Cried on my cruise a few years later as mines look like a Mona Lisa pic wearing a one piece with purple lipstick and a “Don’t take that Mexican viagra” stink eye.

I wish I was thirty years younger

Me now…

Ralph “She was a hooor!”

I just went to get my Lady an another wedding cake/chocolate/doberge.snow ball. I pull into this Mom and Pops donut shop.So the place looks closed and there’s only one car in the parking lot lot. I Roll down my window and she says”Hello?” Me:Are they closed? Hot sexy 60: They are now. I bought the rest of the donuts . I bought nine boxes. Sorry. Me: OK, thanks.My Lady just turned sixty and she’s. In the mood for donuts. Hot Sexy 60: Hold On. I got plenty. And brings me a box of mixed donuts. Me: Thank you. What do I owe you? Hot Sexy 60:: No, I have to much. Enjoy them and tell your Lady happy birthday and say a prayer for my ceased parents who recently passed, Gretchen and Greg. Hold on a second…Here’s another box, give them to your neighbors and friends. God bless. Me:Thank you so very much. I’ll always remember this.

38 C+ like yer moms. Minus milk shake that bring the boys to the yard

Those who eat one pretzel

Yer mom’s ovaries?

I’m impressed with Stuart standing up…

I hope this goes to the Supreme Court

So…you’re saying your wifey has a nice onion?

I think it was the nectar of the Gods. Which is why everyone banged Mary Madeline, including the savior.

Not true. I should have been DEAD at thirty. God is driving my boat and tap and he carries me on the beach and his foot steps in the sand are the only steps. He knows I can’t do the ten steps or the commandments. Hallelujah.

So my Lady had her birthday yesterday. I went to the local Messican restaurant and ordered takeout and got us fajitas. Whilst I was waiting, I went to the bar and got a green Dos Equis and a top shelf shot of tequila.Its been a year since my last real shot. Yummmmmmmmmy.Happy birthday my Lady.