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I’m not nearly as good looking as Richard Gere

They actually found a shoe horn

MRIs aren’t what they used to be. It was a very fascinating experience. And I’m claustrophobic. I self medicated prior. Forty five minutes long. They looked for everything. When it was over I told the technicians, “that was an interesting” Then had to ask if they knew how much it cost of such a technology machine. They didn’t know so I’m researching it tonight. I’m guessing at least four million. Next Friday is my double colonoscopy. Got to do it. I’d rather have a small tube shoved my than down y throat.

When I drink it, it looks like my ears

I learned that from an Italian mobster years ago

I started drinking pepto, milk, and scotch last night. That’ll fix it.

Fawk! No more knives. I love my Rambo knife. A compass and stitches when this biotch needs a stitch.

Only when I rim yer mom

I don’t remember if he put it up my Hershey highway.

I had the original Rolling Stones album “Sticky Fingers”. Had the zipper on the front. Why they banned it still baffles me, and made them change it. I also had the Scorpions “Love At First Sting” vinyl and they changed that one.

Nice

My stool is black now, which means I’m bleeding in my intestines. They think they may have poked a hole somewhere.

Worms, do you need a fingering?

Change

I’m a Highlander

More like a fagabeefy brunch

Intelligence is just as important as greatness looks. I dated a girl (38D) Suzanne B Anthony that was way smarter than I back in the day. Both qualities combined were amazing.