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    Forty years ago today …

    Nice
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    Clam Slam

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    Bats Taste Salty

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    The Devil Is Waiting For Me On The Back Porch

    I’m not scared of dying. Don’t understand why some people are. It’s beyond your control.
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    The Devil Is Waiting For Me On The Back Porch

    The ones that connect to your liver from the bile ducts to your stomach
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    The Devil Is Waiting For Me On The Back Porch

    Yeah. Thanks for asking. They want me to now get an MRI. Full body that they said will take about an hour. There are certain things that they want to really look into. I’m somewhat claustrophobic, but I can handle it. I’ve done it once before. Apparently they see something that is not right and want to see. I’ll find out more.
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    Happy Pride Month

  8. Andrew Dice Ghey:Little Boy Blue, he needed the money. I fawked him!
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    Report - Will Biden not seek reelection

    My fingers do. Shaking is stuttering on a keyboard
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    Report - Will Biden not seek reelection

    They’re drowning in all of their bad mistakes. Until this two party syssystem of government stops with this zero max gain philosophy and no term limits, our democracy and the American people are going to pay for it. BOTH parties.
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    Happy Pride Month

    About ten years ago I went to Ft. Worth to my ex wifeys best friends birthday. They had a pool one day. Quite a few gheys and lesbians. I was drinking hard that day with them. One brought a real daiquiri machine and another tequila. Needless to say, I was having a great time. So everyone goes inside and I was doing my pool yoga/meditation. The two lesbians come out and get in the pool. Both pretty hot on e was a Dallas cop(36c) and the other a nurse (32b). They approached and asked me what I was doing.I explained it and they asked me to teach them. I did and they loved it.Very relaxing meditation. So as I was watching them, they said that was incredible. Thank you. Then they said “You know we are lesbians right?” Me: Yes. And? Thin Lizzys: We are new to it. Any suggestions? Me: Watch lesbian porn and learn. And go to a sex shop for toys. Next day they come out and were doing my meditation technique, so I joined them. Nurse: We as you suggested and went on line. Thank you. Me: You bet.
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    Mount Rushmore Comedies

    I’d also add Used Cars…
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    Rhino Me This

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    Mount Rushmore Comedies

    Two others I contemplated.. History Of The World Waiting
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    Reagan Satire

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    It's getting dusty in here.

    That puppy has everything we all need.The will to be alive.Poor baby. I hope she is going to recover and find a great place for her. All involved will with her and give and share the love she needs.
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    Bring Da Funny

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    My daughter’s girlfriend’s mother is at my house.

    She might grow on you
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    Love Sharks

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    Mount Rushmore Comedies

    Blazing Saddles Blues Brothers Airplane Animal House
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    Cruises Suck

    I heard Norwegian has some good ones
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    Cruises Suck

    I’m biting my tongue writing this. My new Lady booked a three day cruise on Carnival that just goes to one excursion in Cozumel. Mr. Santos, here I come.
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    June 27 Presidential debate

    Always wanted to finger her
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