BunnysBastatrds

Do you know what the definition of “is” is?

Judas is awaiting your arrival.

Chinese condom makers: Put a piece of gum on it.

Would he be mad if I drank his wine and gave the holy crackers to the birds. And if I asked him whilst drunk on his wine and ask him if he sined banging Mary Madeline?

Cha Chi “Mrs C, will you pull the rubber that got stuck in Joanie’s vaginitis this morning?”

Yer moms ashtray

I fingered her

The first?

Drugs-Mr.T

Sit on it

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Yes please

MAGNUMS?

So it looks like my lady and I will be going up there on July 7-10th for her birthday. Going and a Yank/Red Sox game. Hitting my favorite restaurants and bars along with the things I truly love about the city I’ve learned and absolutely love about da city. Can’t fawking wait. Got a great deal on Alaskan Airlines for almost nothing with our miles. Would love to meet and get in trouble, if yous is interested.

Hey you know who… I cannot wait to have beer and Irish whiskey Shot with you.

Ming-Flash Gordon

Lucy-The Peanuts

Phoenix doesn’t scare me. Dry heat is way better than a heat index here that reaches 111 with humidity that you can’t see the skyline of Nawlins and you can cut it with the proverbial butter knife