BunnysBastatrds

Must have been because of the high altitude

Gorilla

Camp

Sorry brother. As a father of a daughter who just turned twenty four, I know the trials and tribulations of dealing with this problem that is not new. Stay focused and let her know that you are there for her. Be a good father and do your best. She’s still young and learning. One thing I learned and wished I would have understood earlier, just listening to her instead of trying to give her advice right then. There’s plenty of other times to do that. Just listen and let her know how much you love her.

I don’t want this to become another one. Let’s go crazu with this one.

Boots

I was working the lesbian soft ball booth at Jazz Fest one year. One of the clam bumpers gave my exwifey back stage passes, two. I didn’t really know anything about them. So I’m waiting in the line and notice numerous stink eyes staring at me. I took my pass and shoved in trash and said to exwifey, “Have fun, if you don’t come tonight I understand”

Thoughts?

I’d finger it. With a dental dam

When this election is over, I for one am going to wash these shiot off off of me in a hurry with a case of beer, a garden hose, and Dawn cleaning

Trump

Welcome to the party

Somebody jinxed us

Moderater: Madam Vice President, What does 2+2 equal? Kamala: Well, you know I was raised In a middle class household and worked under the Golden Arches Southern California, soso I understand the plight of our and the mess of the me

I contemplated going all silver

Every time I make stool, I look to my left to make sure I have enough TP for my bunghole and think of Soros. He’s always on by my side side

This thread saved my life. Thank you my brothers and sisters. I truly appreciate and love you all. 🥰

Orr raised the afterbirth instead

Short skinny girls were stoopid and knew they would be split and hurting. Chubs were all about bringing it. HTH

Skinny girls don’t know how to fawk and are extremely insecure and boring. And every girl I met wanted to asasinate me after the first time.