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Dos Equis is much better

Fingering the check out girl

I was in Huntington Beach CA in 1989. Spent a summer there. Went to a bar one night and met this Japanese princess wwho had a wedding ring on. I started on my women ethnicity bucket list. I had her at hello. She drove us back to the place I was staying and we were hot and ready to go. Did foreplay and when it was showtime, Japanese Princess: Do you have condoms? Me: Ooops, I forgot. Let me go to the store. Japanese Princess: No condom, no boom boom! So I rushed to the store and I got back, she was gone.

Shocking

I hope so…

I’ve stayed at quite a few, but my favorite two were Ceasers and Monte Carlo. I felt very comfortable and enjoyed Monte Carlo.

You leftist defenders here, and others, should go pick the tampons out of their ass and sniff their jocks like the good slaves you are.

Wow. What are they now?

I know this WOMAN boxer dedicated her life to boxing and a dream of making it to the Olympics only to have her dreams crushed by man. And also, his records verify this. He stated he was a ahe on his passport, which is now verified and the committee did almost nothing investigating or background checks.

Indeed. I had a one night stand with this broad from Guatemala (36c) and she was infatuated with Marilyn. She had an apartment filled with pictures, posters, neon lights, figurines, and much more. Every room in it. She was completely crazy in a good way.

I’m going with Jane Mansfield and Marilyn Monroe.

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I’m not drunk,yet.

My three favorite, Monte Carlo, Caesars, and New York New York. The Mirage is really good also. Wear good walking shoes. You’re going at the right time in December as it’s the opposite of July. Last time I went was In October. New York New York and MGM were my favorites sports books. For kids they have an amazing water park. The wax museum is interesting. And just about all of hotels have great arcades for kids and us. My favorite strip Club was Mustang Sally’s.And for golf I loved Stallion Mountain, all four courses were named after winning great horses. Have a great time and I envy yous.

She doesn’t speak that way in IDAHO

I’ve had my fair share of fish tacos

Ranch always. I used to have to make ranch, blue cheese, thousand island, and tartar sauce at the restaurant every week. The cheese they use in blue cheese is moldy cheese and smells funny, so I go ranch.

This thread disgusts me of the responses. We can’t talk sports without the personal attacks? I thought my thread would keep it out. Fawking sad.

No one? IT’s been on the news since the start and they almost always start showing the map.

…Lady a wedding cake daiquiri and they are out. So I ordered her White Russian. Ditzy young idiot: We don’t call them White Russians anymore. Now we call them White Ukrainians. I laughed, but it reminded me of changing French fries to freedom fries and French Ticklers from a truck stop bathroom of I-10. They didn’t work when you were ready to go into battle with you helmet on.

What’s weird is that Little Debbie wears a “Im With Stupid” shirt

Bartenders T-shirt 36D…if God hadn’t intended men to eat poosay, why does it look so much like a taco?

Don’t forget about ass pimiento cheese

I might sign on iif ai get a blow job from her instead of a free Obama phone