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Where’s he been?

The View

Hope they check it twice to find out who’s naughty and nice

A step in the right direction. Wonder how many lives were saved from coke and phentanol OD’s.

How about Jordan with his tongue hanging out

Three broken ribs, Fell in a bar. Tail bone, Drunk at a Saints game and forgot the cheap seats pop back up Both big toes, football Fractured right leg, stepping over a Rottweiler (cast nine months) Nose, fights and fell

Incredible. Looks like drugs and alcohol are the fountain of youth for many of them old bastards.

Ive been to the Sun and Moon pyramids outside of Mexico City. Climbed the Sun. Those chiseled rocks were massive, and tall. At the top, there is an area with a stone slab where they sacrificed virgins to the Gods. Amazing. I also went to Chizen Itsa Mexico and climbed that pyramid the Mayans built.Beautiful architectural structures built around 200 A.D. Amazing.

Pyramid hats were made before tinfoil hats

Day six, still no power, cell phone would make this funny different noise, like “memo…memo…memoo” and hang up. No calls coming in either as cell towers were mangled like lawn chairs thrown away after fat camp. The helicopters were everywhere 24/7. It was to the point I was used to them, that I knew what make and model they were. Chinooks were my favorite. They would fly over the neighborhood with large sand bags to fill in the broken levees. It’s fun to say”chinook” when you’re buzzing. Like saying “Antonio Banderas”. I hit some golf balls to the lot across the street whilst the caravan of Entergy trucks was heading to the mall parking lot a mile up. At least a hundred. I yelled four a couple times. In the early morning before sunrise they would head on out to somewhere. One of the coppers said some were working in my area. There was a house of rep guy that lived close by. Then at nightfall you could the gun shots across the river in the city.And also was when they began picking up refugees from the dome and convention center and bussing them out. Ther were also fires in certain areas of the city and you could see them well as there were no lights on anywhere. No pron, just faded memories of the chub sammiches from the past like Sticky Vikki and Janet The Planet. More yard work for day seven tomorrow.

Even lightning can strike twice, of course

Cause da gumbhit wants it’s…

You get to first base, then second, then third, and she stops you from sliding into home plate. No box!

Always wanted to live on a boat and have gator named Elvis.

Heavy Metal

Day four and still haven’t spoken with my family. Not being able to do was beyond frustrating and emotional. A cop would come every once in awhile if was sitting on the porch, which was often, especially at night. He knew my sister in law and he let everyone know I was fine, as were our properties. So fawking hot that I got used to it. Was the mosquitoes and flies that I couldn’t take, so I stayed inside at night and listened to the radio. I was itching to get out and drive, but didn’t. Ice had melted, was drinking water from the bathtub I filled prior. Dropping deuce in the yard and eating raviolis out of the can. The only thing I was worrying about was my cool pops and where he was.

Great book. I haven’t loooked at the mail carrier since. The “land shark” comment, aka dogs, was funny.

I wrote this ten years ago… long time ago, a few friends and I went to the French Quarter to get fawked up and find some wimmens. The night started off really good. A hamburger at Port-O-Call. A few hurricanes at Pat Obriens. Then we met a few biker chicks at Johnny Whites and that's where the real fun began . Friend Ahole: These chicks are really hot. Me: They're biker chicks. They look like they've been rode harder than your mom. Friend Ahole: I'm fawking a biker chick tonight and you can walk. Me: Fine. I'll play. So this one chick walks up to my friend and he buys her a few shots and eventually she is all over him. They are making out and she's grabbing his junk and he is very happy. Ahole: Hot huh? Me: She's got a great arse. A little while later these two women walk in. One very fat one ane very tall one wearing a really short skirt and high heels. She walks up to me and asks for a light. I buy her a few rounds and at some point, she sits on my lap and put her arms around me and started playing with my hair. I look over at my friend and he and his whhore are laughing their ass off. Short skirt gets up and goes to the bathroom Me: What? Them: Still laughing, "Dude, are you wasted/" Me: Getting there. Why? whhore: That girl sitting on your lap is a man. It's adams apple is bigger than yours and I think it must wrap and pull the wang to the back cause when it bent over, something smiled at me and it wasn't a bagina. Bwahahahahahahah. It comes back and fawk me, huge adams apple and no tiits. I told him to keep walking and don't look back. I go sit with my friends and they are laughing hystericaly. Whhore: You're not the first one he's fooled. Hey, where's that gold chain you had around your neck? It ended up being it. And it may or may not have been a strap on!

I may or may not have jerked a guy off to get a ride home along with an 8-ball. I don’t remember as I took X and went in my apartment, alone, and watched “The Truth About Alex” on HBO at 3:00,in the morning drinking vodka STRAIGHT out of the bottle, coke, and eating pizza pockets. I woke up and watched PeeWees Playhouse and the word of the day was “banana”.

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Cancel Culture Radicals

I was arrested when I was eleven as I mooned Charisse Ciolino. My first one.

On the moon..