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Those who eat one pretzel

Yer mom’s ovaries?

I’m impressed with Stuart standing up…

I hope this goes to the Supreme Court

So…you’re saying your wifey has a nice onion?

I think it was the nectar of the Gods. Which is why everyone banged Mary Madeline, including the savior.

Not true. I should have been DEAD at thirty. God is driving my boat and tap and he carries me on the beach and his foot steps in the sand are the only steps. He knows I can’t do the ten steps or the commandments. Hallelujah.

So my Lady had her birthday yesterday. I went to the local Messican restaurant and ordered takeout and got us fajitas. Whilst I was waiting, I went to the bar and got a green Dos Equis and a top shelf shot of tequila.Its been a year since my last real shot. Yummmmmmmmmy.Happy birthday my Lady.

Land mines are movable in

My friends caught one in Pensacola off a pier on the beach many moons ago.,11footer. They are bottom feeders that will eat anything but they love stingrays. And because of the position of their eyes they can see 360degres and turn on dime. Amazing creatures.

Read somewhere recently about this asteroid that is three football fields wide that Is going to be close to Mother Earth. Sounds like I’m going to have an asteroid party

https://www.sciencealert.com/we-finally-know-what-turned-on-the-lights-at-the-dawn-of-time

Jesus Christ didn’t even know what a light bulb is

I went downstairs on my Lady and she came THREE times on her birthday. So I got that going for me

Can’t fawking wait to see this. And…

So, I have three rescues. New Orleans Lady (the elder monarch). Mr.Moose Goosey. And Princess Leah. All mostly inside pups.This place is a mad house. All three are so different. Ms. lady is chill. Mr. Moose is full throttle. Princess Leah is in learning mode. Dobermans are incredible people. Smart, affectionate, extremely protective, and caring. They get a bad rep. But it’s the opposite. Sweetest people ever. Get one and you’ll see.

One in the pink and two into the Biden

I had a black cat I named Voodoo when we found him. He was a bad ass mofo that ruled the neighborhood. He was sweet and awesome with people, but other cats and critters, DDD. One night he came inside and dropped a live mouse at my father’s feet as he was watching The Mandrell Family Hour. Mr. Voodoo was bringing him a present. He lived to be seventeen. He died in my arms. He was waiting for me to come home.

I fawked yer mom you arsehole boss man!

I loved Billy Squires music. I loved the song that the video killed his career. Great song writer

HIS D!CK IS IN THE PUNCH

Damn I was just thinking about this… Heart went from Baracuda, Majic Man, to These Dreams.