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Joe The Plumber

…this is what I will do…

Married With Upskirt

Only with yer mom

When the Worlds Fair was here in 1984, they did a fireworks show every night.There was a gondola that crossed the Mississippi River. They would stop it when they started. I would time it right and tip the guys to make sure I was in the middle of the river. Incredible show. When I was on a date, instant panty droppers.

No more sausage biscuits for them

No one of any age is wise anymore

Dirty Harry

Marry Jane

Nice

Drew Blood

I’m not scared of dying. Don’t understand why some people are. It’s beyond your control.

The ones that connect to your liver from the bile ducts to your stomach

Yeah. Thanks for asking. They want me to now get an MRI. Full body that they said will take about an hour. There are certain things that they want to really look into. I’m somewhat claustrophobic, but I can handle it. I’ve done it once before. Apparently they see something that is not right and want to see. I’ll find out more.

Andrew Dice Ghey:Little Boy Blue, he needed the money. I fawked him!

My fingers do. Shaking is stuttering on a keyboard

They’re drowning in all of their bad mistakes. Until this two party syssystem of government stops with this zero max gain philosophy and no term limits, our democracy and the American people are going to pay for it. BOTH parties.

About ten years ago I went to Ft. Worth to my ex wifeys best friends birthday. They had a pool one day. Quite a few gheys and lesbians. I was drinking hard that day with them. One brought a real daiquiri machine and another tequila. Needless to say, I was having a great time. So everyone goes inside and I was doing my pool yoga/meditation. The two lesbians come out and get in the pool. Both pretty hot on e was a Dallas cop(36c) and the other a nurse (32b). They approached and asked me what I was doing.I explained it and they asked me to teach them. I did and they loved it.Very relaxing meditation. So as I was watching them, they said that was incredible. Thank you. Then they said “You know we are lesbians right?” Me: Yes. And? Thin Lizzys: We are new to it. Any suggestions? Me: Watch lesbian porn and learn. And go to a sex shop for toys. Next day they come out and were doing my meditation technique, so I joined them. Nurse: We as you suggested and went on line. Thank you. Me: You bet.

I’d also add Used Cars…

Two others I contemplated.. History Of The World Waiting