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So she went to House Of Blues last night to see her son’s band play there. I couldn’t go as I had a bad accident and still recovering from my sixth concussion in thirty years. I told her I’ll be ok, Ill put some dirt on it with beer and vicadan. Calls me to let me know when she got there and I hadn’t heard from her for hours and was so very worried. Her son’s girlfriend had to drive her home and she didn’t know where she was. She only had three fruit punches. She walks in and says hey and put her head down on the counter top of our island. I thought she was just drunk. So she stood there for a few minutes and then fell down hard. I sat down with her and kept trying to help her up but she couldn’t stand up. I finally got her up as she had to go potty. I walked her in the bathroom and she said to give her a few miminutes and I’ll be ok. Twenty minutes later I go to check on her and she’s sleeping on the terlet. I had to hold her by the shirt so she wouldn’t do a header on the tub. I finally got her up and took her to the couch and put socks on her as she was saying she was cold and needed a blanket. Scary shiot.

Remind me of this…

Who didn’t?

33,333 So when I hit the 10,000 mark, my next goal was to hit this one. And with a little help from yo,u all, my friends, I made it. Thank you.

I got to see him play at CBGS in New York. Incredible performance. Have fun. Wish I there.

Today's

There’s no crying in dodge ball

We’re going to slide into next Tuesday

It’s “You want some fries with that shake?”

Not in my store

The check is in the mail

Badges…we don’t need no stinking badges

You want a role in the hey

Illinois nazis. I hate Illinois nazis

I like my coffee like I like my men, black

It’s good to be the king

Yes Miss Potato Head.

You’re killing me smalls

Put some dirt on it

Ebonics?