BunnysBastatrds

Peenie Cost more than a penny

It’s a thin 1.9 line

Horton Hears A Ho-Ho?

Aghhhh, that’s who I meant

I thought this was going to be a Lindsey Vonn thread

This day was emotional. I couldn’t reach anyone, family or friends. I was pretty much isolated and very alone. All I had was my battery powered AM radio and spirits along with Mr,Clarence. I was wanting my wife and mom to know I was fine and also how they were In Houston. Listening to the radio was beyond depressing. Even though my house was ok for the most part, I couldn’t listen anymore so I took a walk to the river blocks away. On my way there I helped a good looking chub (38D) find her cat Frenzy. An old lady asked me to check her house and her gas. I took a peak in her fridge and it was full and knew it was going to rot. Told her I would check on her. Came across a cop sleeping in his cruiser and let him know I lived there. Then got to the levee,finally. First thing I noticed was the strong smell of diesel. When I got to the top on the dry side, the river was maybe nine feet from topping the levee. And there was a Bollinger dry dock barge that was on top of the levee. That’s where the diesel came from. Helicopters blanketed the sky, and looking to the New Orleans side was quiet but flooded. I went back to see if the cell line was working, no luck. I just wanted to know he had he left or not. That was my scariest time. WTF was I thinking?

Nothing like a good quickie cutting

I only respect Grandpa Archie. Payton and Eli are both very desirable humans. I hope Arch will bring up the rear.

I didn’t see that coming. What???

AI

I Hope Hillary Cancels Clinton is next

It’s everywhere now, and this just the beginning. I know now why the Writers Guild (member) went on strike along with other unions in the industry. AI is becoming scary trying to differentiate the two and the other. Check out the music video I posted in the Cracker Barrel thread. 100% AI generated.

My kind of theme song… NSFW

I paid $2.55 when I filled up Monday.

Look familiar?

Bend over and spell RUN three times

My first joke I learned… little Johnny goes to school, late as usual. Ms.Crabtree scolds him and beats him with a yard stick ruler. About two hours into class, Johnny haas to take piss, so he Ms. Crabtree and tells him stoopid and sit down you moron. Teachers teaching engrish and ask for volunteers to spell the alphabet. Li Johnny and stand up and recites. abcdefghijklmno..qrstuvwxy and a. Ms Crabtree says “well done Johnny. But you left the p out. Why? lil Johnny” cause it’s running down my leg biotch!”

I really believe in shiot like this. These’re quick fun one to watch.

I use them for nose bleeds occasionally. And playing with them to hide the rabbit.

How did you think I got your numbah off the bathroom stall?