BunnysBastatrds

I was fawking this chub slut :(36 DD) Sticky Vickie. I learned a lot from that woman. So she ask if I needed anything. Me: A case of beer and a bottle of tequila and Mc Donald’s breakfast would be great. She got up and was out the door. Comes back and immediately gets nekkid. We eat and drink tequila shots and beer. I was in hog heaven. Me: Sticky Vickie, did you hear about Cheats party tonight? Sticky Vickie: No, who’s coming? Me: The ones in your mouth.everyone is coming. Her eyes lit up like the pancakes she was eating. Me: Just kidding. April Fools! She got sad.

Penies Mom would so biotch slap you.

That is fawking incredible. He da Man.

This/ And have all of your documents and any bills inccured over that time. You can write a letter to the dealer and the manufacturer stating your grievance. That usually helps along with being vigilant.

I paid my taxes…Not!

Evil D!ck

Cyril Sheppard taught him how to eat poosay.

Beautiful

Nice. “You are #2. I am not a numbah!”

Route 66?

Vivian’s Vadillia Onion

You ever spin a record backwards to hear satanic messages? Try backward spinning of a song that is titled “Love God” Last time I did, it told me Dog Evil

Blues Brothers

Joel The Silent Tranny.

A man who wants a Pap smear?

Candy’s Favorite Moon

My favorite Bunny story. It’s how I got to be Bunny. So my Cool Pops bought me a bunny for Easter. I fell madly in love with her. He put her next to the outside condenser. Suffocating her, she passed.